Rhyme It! II

[CanAm]

Or he'd take you to dinner and make you go Dutch.

[_Laurie_]

He may need a crutch.

[CanAm]

But he's still good in the clutch.

[Rayzor]

This rhyming is getting to be too much...

[skybluesky]

For this thread I made up the word blunch

[Rayzor]

almost thought you said brunch...

[skybluesky]

I can't think of a clever sentence in which to use the work scrunch

[_Laurie_]

I have to find something to munch.

[skybluesky]

Will it be something that goes CRUNCH?

[_Laurie_]

Only if it's in a bunch.

[skybluesky]

Columbo always had a hunch

[_Laurie_]

When's lunch?

[Rayzor]

It's in the fridge, my dear!

[skybluesky]

Along with lots of Canadian beer

[CanAm]

For drinking while sitting on one's rear.

[JackieBlue]

Someone eating my lunch is what I fear?

[Lucky]

I'll buy you a new one, don't shed a tear.

[RonJonSurfer]

My your blouse is sheer.

[Lucky]

I suppose that's clear.

[_Laurie_]

It's getting hot in here.

[Lucky]

Have you ever hit a deer?

[mollyjane]

It looked more like a steer

[CanAm]

That's a little bit queer (the original meaning of odd or unusual)

[MarcM]

iF YOU GO TO dISNEYLAND, GET A SOUVENIR

[Lucky]

Princess Grace was married to Prince Ranier.