Uncle Joe Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Maybe, but you're wearing pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 well, Joe, someone's got to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I was shaving my eyelashes off and I cut my eye lid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Ummm.... why were you doing that MC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Because I'm a guy, and males don't need long curly eyelashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 But they need some eyelashes. You eyelashes are there to protect your eyes. Also, don't you know that girls absolutley love guys with beautiful long lashes? Grow them back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I almost wish I didn't do it in the first place, the after-shave lotion is burning my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 (Don't you dare yell at me for grinning, that comment and the whole situation is funny as h*ll. ) Sometimes you guys do the silliest things. My son tried sprayon tan today, because he couldn't wait for the real thing. He's "almost wishing he hadn't done that, too". Ooooh, but why did you use aftershave? Alcohol ... eyes .... hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 My eyes are fine now, I just rinsed with a shower hose. What went wrong with the self-tanner. Spray-on tans usually work fine as long as you proportion it evenly and rub it in afterwards. I would use rub in lotion over the spray kind, because the spray leaves streaks and can make the skin turn orange instead of a light sierra brown color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 i'm glad your eyes are better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 (edited) I'm glad your eyes are fine. No, my son had never tried it before, didn't realize how easily it streaks, and how badly it stains, and the whole orangey thing. I don't think it's that horrilbe, but he's on vacation sort of. He tans really easily and darkly, he should have just waited on nature, the knucklehead. EDIT: Hiya Lissy! Edited February 23, 2010 by Guest Lissy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Being a Tuesday and having Friday off I think things should go smooth this week... but the rain and the feeling like there's always lots of things to fix and arrange and solve... that's not helping me in my sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 My little envelope for Private Messages is lit up and blinking, and there are no new messages. I hate when that happens. Now mine's doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Leave it to you two to get lit and start blinking for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Now mine's doing it. ..and I'm partially to blame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 You are? Well then, make it stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 What have you donne, MC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 I have lived a moderately long time and have never heard of someone voluntarily removing their eyelashes. You hold a unique place in my memory bank, MC. I am agog, aghast and more than a little amused at visualizing your eyelash story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 ^ haha Last night I lost my cell phone and called in the company and had the number cancelled, before some perve found it and made a bunch of 1-900-sex calls. It was in my back pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 hEY, IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR BOWIE AND GELDOF (IN THE WALL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 ^ haha Last night I lost my cell phone and called in the company and had the number cancelled, before some perve found it and made a bunch of 1-900-sex calls. It was in my back pocket. So then a perv found it after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 So then a perv found it after all? Yeah, but I couldn't make any sex line calls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 It's been raining for three months now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 edna, line 'em up, two-by-two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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