Uncle Joe Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 No, a very good friend told me that joke over 20 years ago. It's one of my faves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 No, a very good friend told me that joke over 20 years ago. It's one of my faves. That's not even the first time you've told that joke on SF's and it's still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Not being forgiven months after a dumb misunderstanding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 It's only a small mind that can't forgive Tim Their loss not yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I was going to say the same... Misunderstandings are dangerous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 To forgive Frees both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Not being forgiven months after a dumb misunderstanding... Sounds like some one is a candidate for revenge via being made into a meat pie. Them, not you. You'd be too stringy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 We got 24 inches of snow on Friday. Lots of shoveling, digging out, etc. Now here's what gripes my ass: A few of the rectally challenged residents on our street feel that if they dig out their cars they then have the right to reserve the parking space by placing cones or objects of furniture in the spot when they leave to save the spot for when they return. WRONG! None of the rest of us do that and we spent just as much time and money digging out. So here's how I handle the situation. When I return to my street I look for a parking space. If there are none other than the "reserved" spaces then I just run over the cones or chairs in the spot and park my car. Sometimes if the offending neighbor is present I offer a thank you for saving me the space. Though usually not. Am I wrong? Maybe I should get out of my car and remove the objects before parking? Nahh...that would inconvenience me. Tough splat for them! BTW, there is a law against "reserving" spaces in that manner but who wants to bother the police with such matters? Not me. The neighbors know me and are familiar with my way of handling such things so I try not to disappoint them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Nah, you aren't wrong. I watch Parking Wars (which mostly features Philly) and it sounds to me like you handle perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Grrrrrr I hate that whole "It's Saved" bit...this applies to many situations I've been in...like going to our daughters graduation...there's always one dork that was appointed to get there early and have all sorts of things in the ten seats in a row...and then they say "these are saved"....and then at the casino last week...there's a certain game I love to play..I saw that it was open and started to sit down and the lady on the next machine says "someones sitting there"....Well I said "I don't see anyone sitting there"....I plopped my coat on the back and sat my butt right down....Her friend came back and then she says to her friend...."well I tried to save it, sorry"...and her friend was all ticked...well too bad.... thanks you guys, you've got me going now....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 There is no "saving" at the casino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 so sorry, Laurie, but that space was saved for someone else's post. Yours will have to be deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Alrighty Shawna, you don't have to get all Kanye West on me, geesh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 I have no holidays for Christmas or New Year... I'll be spending the day/night with my inlaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Ahh, so then you must've been a bad little girl this year, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Wrong, Ujoe; She's been a bad "big" girl...not only this year but last as well as what follows: 2010! I wouldn't have edna any other way, though. Post Script: I'm so old that I once thought the movie 2001 Space Odyssey was something from the future almost as Prince's song 1999!....lol Lesson learned...never write a story or a song with a specific date unless you're careful or want it to die in the future. I mean, songs that were written in the 70's would be outlawed now. Example/s 1. Ringo Star ~ You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine 2. Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show ~ She was only sixteen, only sixteen, oooh but... 3. well, you get the picture...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 I mean, songs that were written in the 70's would be outlawed now. Example/s 1. Ringo Star ~ You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine 2. Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show ~ She was only sixteen, only sixteen, oooh but... No, these songs wouldn't be outlawed now; they'd just be sung by N'Sync or the Jonas Brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Are those guys still around? My point exactly. The today's (rap) lyrics can talk about raping women, killing po-leece whilst murdering mothers and fathers in their sleep but once it goes to making love to a sixteen-year-old...watch out! Even the King himself; Elvis: started laying with Priscilla when she was only fifteen! 'Course he married her in 1967 when she turned twenty-one. Good for the tabloids. Post script 1: To this day I ponder in awe when thinking that Elvis, back in the 60's, could have had any woman on the entire planet! Yet he chose a meek fifteen-year-old with beautiful eyes fathered by an air force officer! Makes me go....hmmm? Post script II: Or gives me a total appreciation of Priscilla that I hadn't thought about before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Rumor has it that Elvis had a bit of a problem with erectile dysfunction. King....yeah, right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Throw away kids. The kids themselves don't grind my gears but the people that give birth to them sure do. It's like they put them on this God forsaken planet and then their on their own. Through the years I have had so many of these kids pass through my home it's sad. The holidays are the worst. I have only two this year but thats still two to many. One of them I have had for so many years it's like she is just another one of our kids I love these strays to death. I wish I could keep them all and make them know there is someone that cares very deeply about them and not just for today but for all their life's. I try to make them see they have worth. Some of my strays have done pretty ok with their life's considering what they were handed. Others not so much. My daughter started bring them to me when she was about six so you can just imagine how many of these lost kids have come through this house. Some causing great harm but most walking away knowing there was somebody that cared for them when they needed it and it puts a soft place in their hearts. How can people have children and then just turn away from them? I don't understand it. My daughter is 24 now and is still bringing me these small town young people that have such messed up families, they'd rather be in our home. These days, now that I'm older, I don't know if it depresses me or just flat out p***es me off that I can care more for some other so called parents child then they can :beady: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 You're a good woman, Lea. I wish everybody was like you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Well we had four extra kids this year and we all had a nice time. Three of the little sweethearts went in together and got me a really cool Pink Floyd t-shirt for my birthday. How cool is that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Grrrr... The Giants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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