Red Fish 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology Tom Cruise is the new “Christ†of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion. The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen†to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: "Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right." Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L. Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation. Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Ah yes, the religion created in the 60's by a science fiction author. Tom Cruise is a good Christ for them. As long as he leaves me the hell alone. Link to post Share on other sites
MarcM 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Oh brother.... Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Cruise is the right height to be an alien... Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 If his kid really exists, someone needs to get her away from that guy. Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 "Will be worshipped like Jesus"? GREAT idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 ah man! I re-read this several times, just in case my eyes were playing some kinda sick joke on my brain...They weren't. Damn if only they were... Link to post Share on other sites
Tenacious_Peaches 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Awesome! Now when I say, "Jesus H. Christ", the "H" will stand for "holier-than-thou", "hypocritical", half-witted", and "high-handed". Link to post Share on other sites
edna 6 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 People are strange... Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Jane 61 1 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 So does this mean the next time Tom is on Oprah he will walk on water and not jump on the couch? Katie, grab your daughter and run far, far away! Link to post Share on other sites
Tenacious_Peaches 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 So does this mean the next time Tom is on Oprah he will walk on water and not jump on the couch? Jane, that was fantastic! Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Ooh! Ooh! Can I be Pontius Pilate? Link to post Share on other sites
Tenacious_Peaches 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yes, please. Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Bowie did a great Pilate in 'The Last Temptation of Christ ' . I guess if poor Tom cracks up ( more ) now and dies , it'll be the Christians ( in the eyes of Scientologists ) who'll have the ' blood guilt ' on their hands and deserving of centuries of woe ... beware ! Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Jane 61 1 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Jane, that was fantastic! I have my moments, and with an idiot like Tom it was easy!! Link to post Share on other sites
Red Fish 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 He'd probably sink like a stone considering how full of it he is. Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 huh, No one can ever be worshipped like Jesus. Man, I can't belive this. It's this statement alone that really offends me. Not very happy about this, and some of the other things said as well... } Link to post Share on other sites
Elvish 2 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Well, the Beatles were even more popular than Jesus ya know Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Jane 61 1 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Elvy... Link to post Share on other sites
PSYCHOcatholic 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Wait Wait Wait... So, to US...War of the Worlds was a Science Fiction! To Mr. Cruise it was what...a documentary? Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Or the news, perhaps? Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 When Lennon made a statement like that, people ran out into the streets and destroyed their albums,posters,etc...Shall we all gather up some Tom Cruise DVD's? Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Fish 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Well, the Beatles were even more popular than Jesus ya know nah ah. No one ever died for the beatles. also, the beatles were/are WAY over rated...Jesus could never be over-rated and never be praised enough. as well as this, Jesus has/had more followers then the beatles did. Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 I'm not getting into a Are-the-Beatles-overrated-discussion now, but just out of curiosity, did you get the joke? Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 (edited) Blue Fish, I think Elvy know this, she was just being sarcastic...and as for the Beatles, I agree with Seeker, too long of a discussion to get into, but Lennon's statement was very misunderstood. Edited January 24, 2007 by Guest Link to post Share on other sites
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