miamisammy29 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 I don't want to say that it's fixed....but, yeah, it's fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Gee, ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Now, if only Randy Jackson were fixed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 My predictions: Melinda will enjoy decent success for the next three years. She will then fade into obscurity, only to make her comeback by starring in the Broadway Musical adaptation of Yertle the Turtle. Jordin will win the competition, and faced with the confines of a crappy contract, buckle under the stress and become a raging coke-fiend. Blake will be forced to drop out of the American Idol tour after he becomes pregnant with Chris Richardson's baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 My heart swelled with unbridled glee watching Blake sing that god awful assault on my ears that won the songwriter's competition. That was the best song out of all the entries? Really? Like, seriously? I should have taken a crap in an envelope and sent it in...I would have won for sure! Fine, Jordin is absolutely precious and yes, she made me cry when she choked up at the end. Damn these motherly hormones of mine. } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 The best performance was saved for last. No, not Jordin, Chris Daughtry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Bless you, TimLizzy. You are wise beyond your years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 And even I could write a better song than that flaming bag of dog feces that those two were forced to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Flaming poo rocks! But not in song form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 I could've written a song called "Flaming Poo Rocks!" and it would've been better than that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 I should have taken a crap in an envelope and sent it in...I would have won for sure! oh peaches, you are the funniest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 I missed a Chris Daughtry performance? Dangit, that would have made wasting every Tuesday and Wednesday night this season worth it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Oh, Elvy, he was beautiful. Bald, plenty o' eye makeup, patented scowl...he makes me all a-flutter. He sang "Home", which is fitting for an AI appearance. "Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you just might get it all and then some you don't want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 I could've written a song called "Flaming Poo Rocks!" and it would've been better than that song. Or they could've just used Phil Collins' song of the same name. Yeah, that song sucked hairy rhino, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Joe Perry, one of the coolest people alive, performed with Sanjaya f***ing Malakar. I'm crying on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Someone must have slipped a tab of acid in my mac and cheese, because I must have been tripping to have seen the vision of Blake beat boxing with Doug E. mother loving Fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Joe Perry, one of the coolest people alive, performed with Sanjaya f***ing Malakar. I'm crying on the inside. American Idol has no soul nor conscience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Joe Perry and Sanjaya? That's like Elaine dancing with Barishnikov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 I couldn't believe my eyes or ears on that one, either. Sanjaya CANNOT sing. He was so off key, it was like watching Diana Ross's performance all over again. But I am happy that Jordin won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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