Batman Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 in this thread, discuss parts in songs where you literally laughed out loud the first time you heard them. A few great lyrics from brit-rockers Art Brut from their album "Bang Bang Rock n Roll," with a lead singer who mostly shouts. "We want to the band that writes the song that makes Israel and Palestine get along" "And yes, this is my singing voice. It's not rock n roll, it's not irony, we're just talking...the the kids!" "so, we entered the cinema, went home from the cinema up the stairs, through the door on to the bedroom floor, I've seen her naked...twice! I've seen her naked...TWWWWICE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 That song London Underground when I first heard it I had just get home from a seven hour train (attempted) ride, which involed waiting for trains that had been delayed by at least one hour and a bit and for trains that just dissappered..I thought it suited the train service at the time!! and Monty Pyphons "Always look on the bright side of life" at the end where it goes "worse things happen at sea" and "you came from nothing your going back to nothing what you lost? Nothing!" but all of it's funny really..sorry, this is a mini rant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Da Vinci's Notebook: "Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind... and when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, and nobody's there to throw you a line... If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go come on and take a walk in my shoes... Never worry 'bout a thing got the world on a string Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues... I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away." From their song "Internet Porn": "Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs... Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Life's Gonna Suck (When You Grow Up) - Denis Leary "You're gonna end up smoking crack, On you're back, face the fact. You're gonna end up hooked on smack, And then you're gonna die. And then you're gonna die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTallOne Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED "In My Country There Is Problem"- From Borat In my country there is problem, And that problem is transport. It take very very long, Because Kazakhstan is big. Throw transport down the well (repeat line) So my country can be free (repeat line) We must make travel easy (repeat line) Then we'll have a big party (repeat line) In my country there is problem And that problem is the Jew They take everybody money And they never give it back Throw the Jew down the well (repeat line) So my country can be free (repeat line) You must grab him by his horns (repeat line) Then we have a big party (repeat line) If you see the Jew coming You must be careful of his teeth You must grab him by his money And I tell you what to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mocosillo Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 (edited) Pink Floyd's Interstellar Overdrive (Syd Era) Edited January 18, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 "Stonehenge" live performance by Spinal Tap A close second is "Big Bottom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 And we've got no class. And we've got no principles. And we've got no innocence. We can't even think of a word that rhymes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted January 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 similar lyrics in "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes I take one, one, one cause you left me and two, two, two for my family and three, three, three for my heartache and four, four, four for my headaches and five, five, five for my lonely and six, six, six for my sorrow and seven, seven, n-no tomorrow and eight, eight, I forget what eight was for, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mocosillo Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Animals - Clapping Song Well I mean, it's clapping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 lots of Roger's songs make me laugh out loud. But the very first of his songs that caused that was "Broken Record," in a couple of places, actually. I fed your dog while you were on vacation covered all your shifts for your operation but when you got back, you still wouldn't show me your brand new silicone boobs. and So you took another guy on that Caribbean cruise while I stayed home and cried into my bottle of pills but when you got back, you had the nerve to ask me if I had gone through some of your clothes - yeah, right! and no I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman still I can have any girl in Japan cause I'm a healthy 159-pound American boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 there's a song called "A moll" ("A-minor"), by die Ärzte the lyrics go something like this: A-minor, A-minor, g, g, f, f A-minor, A-minor, c, c, d... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 "Lets talk dirty in Hawaiian" John Prine Well,I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket For the land of the tall palm tree Aloha old Milwaukee, hello Waikiki! I just stepped down from the airplane When I heard her say, Waka waka nuka licka, waka waka nuka licka Would you like a lei? eh? Lets talk dirty in Hawaiian Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki What the hecka mooka mooka dear Lets talk dirty in Hawaiian Say the words I long to hear Its a ukelele Honolulu sunset Listen to the grass skirts sway Drinking rum from a pineapple Out on Honolulu bay The steel guitars all playing While shes talking with her hands Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka Words I understand hey! Lets talk dirty in Hawaiian Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki What the hecka mooka mooka dear Lets talk dirty in Hawaiian Say the words I long to hear Well, I boughta lota junka with my moola And sent it to the folks back home I never had the chance to dance the hula Well,i guess I should have known When you start talking to the sweet wahini Walking in the pale moonlight Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-boccas Hope I said it right oh! Lets talk dirty in Hawaiian Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki What the hecka mooka mooka dear Lets talk dirty in Hawaiian Say the words I long to hear Lets talk dirty in Hawaiian Say the words I long to hear aloha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaacr312 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 There's a song by Vivian Green called Mad and the part about her wanting to vomit just makes me laught for some reason! She REALY doesn't like him anymore! "Lookin' at you Makes me sick Ooh oh ooh You treat me so nasty The thought of you Touchin' me Makes me wanna vomit baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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