Uncle Joe Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ten Ways NOT to celebrate Independence Day 1. Put up the Independence Tree. 2. Get naked with your Benjamin Franklin blow-up doll. 3. Watch the Jerry Lewis Independence Day Telethon. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ten Ways NOT to celebrate Independence Day 1. Put up the Independence Tree. 2. Get naked with your Benjamin Franklin blow-up doll. 3. Dress up as Uncle Sam and go trick or treating 4. Watch the Jerry Lewis Independence Day Telethon. 5. Wear your old American Flag as a g-string, proudly, and out in the open. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ten Ways NOT to celebrate Independence Day 1. Put up the Independence Tree. 2. Get naked with your Benjamin Franklin blow-up doll. 3. Dress up as Uncle Sam and go trick or treating 4. Watch the Jerry Lewis Independence Day Telethon. 5. Wear your old American Flag as a g-string, proudly, and out in the open. 6. Go to Canada for the "Running of the Caribou". 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ten Ways NOT to celebrate Independence Day 1. Put up the Independence Tree. 2. Get naked with your Benjamin Franklin blow-up doll. 3. Dress up as Uncle Sam and go trick or treating 4. Watch the Jerry Lewis Independence Day Telethon. 5. Wear your old American Flag as a g-string, proudly, and out in the open. 6. Go to Canada for the "Running of the Caribou". 7. Beat up an immigrant. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ten Ways NOT to celebrate Independence Day 1. Put up the Independence Tree. 2. Get naked with your Benjamin Franklin blow-up doll. 3. Dress up as Uncle Sam and go trick or treating 4. Watch the Jerry Lewis Independence Day Telethon. 5. Wear your old American Flag as a g-string, proudly, and out in the open. 6. Go to Canada for the "Running of the Caribou". 7. Beat up an immigrant. 8. Put a cherry bomb in the cat's bowl. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ten Ways NOT to celebrate Independence Day 1. Put up the Independence Tree. 2. Get naked with your Benjamin Franklin blow-up doll. 3. Dress up as Uncle Sam and go trick or treating 4. Watch the Jerry Lewis Independence Day Telethon. 5. Wear your old American Flag as a g-string, proudly, and out in the open. 6. Go to Canada for the "Running of the Caribou". 7. Beat up an immigrant. 8. Put a cherry bomb in the cat's bowl. 9. light pinwheel fireworks taped to your nipples. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ten Ways NOT to celebrate Independence Day 1. Put up the Independence Tree. 2. Get naked with your Benjamin Franklin blow-up doll. 3. Dress up as Uncle Sam and go trick or treating 4. Watch the Jerry Lewis Independence Day Telethon. 5. Wear your old American Flag as a g-string, proudly, and out in the open. 6. Go to Canada for the "Running of the Caribou". 7. Beat up an immigrant. 8. Put a cherry bomb in the cat's bowl. 9. light pinwheel fireworks taped to your nipples. 10. Pee on the grave of Crispus Attucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Top 10 Worst Movies About American History 10. National Treasure 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Movies About American History 10. National Treasure 9. The Patriot 8. The American Revolution ( with Al Pachino ) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Movies About American History 10. National Treasure 9. The Patriot 8. The Texas Chainsaw Masacre 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Movies About American History 10. National Treasure 9. The Patriot 8. The American Revolution ( with Al Pachino ) 7. The Texas Chainsaw Masacre 6. The Birth Of A Nation 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Movies About American History 10. National Treasure 9. The Patriot 8. The American Revolution ( with Al Pachino ) 7. The Texas Chainsaw Masacre 6. Fort Apache, The Bronx 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Movies About American History 10. National Treasure 9. The Patriot 8. The American Revolution ( with Al Pachino ) 7. The Texas Chainsaw Masacre 6. Fort Apache, The Bronx 5. Paint Your Wagon 4. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 (edited) Top 10 Worst Movies About American History 10. National Treasure 9. The Patriot 8. The American Revolution ( with Al Pachino ) 7. The Texas Chainsaw Masacre 6. Fort Apache, The Bronx 5. The Birth Of A Nation 4. Paint Your Wagon 3. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 2. American History X (1998) 1. Edited July 3, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Movies About American History 10. National Treasure 9. The Patriot 8. The American Revolution ( with Al Pachino ) 7. The Texas Chainsaw Masacre 6. Fort Apache, The Bronx 5. The Birth Of A Nation 4. Paint Your Wagon 3. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 2. American History X (1998) 1. Plan 9 From Outer Space (directed by Ed Wood) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. I was busy responding to Floydaholic at SF. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. I was busy responding to Floydaholic at SF. 7. The Dog ate my alarm clock. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. I was busy responding to Floydaholic at SF. 7. The Dog ate my alarm clock. 6. I just killed a guy. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. I was busy responding to Floydaholic at SF. 7. The Dog ate my alarm clock. 6. I just killed a guy. 5. I thought it was my day off. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. I was busy responding to Floydaholic at SF. 7. The Dog ate my alarm clock. 6. I just killed a guy. 5. I thought it was my day off. 4. A guy just killed me. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. I was busy responding to Floydaholic at SF. 7. The Dog ate my alarm clock. 6. I just killed a guy. 5. I thought it was my day off. 4. A guy just killed me. 3. Suck my ass, Boss! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. I was busy responding to Floydaholic at SF. 7. The Dog ate my alarm clock. 6. I just killed a guy. 5. I thought it was my day off. 4. A guy just killed me. 3. Suck my ass, Boss! 2. I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Top 10 Worst Excuses for being late for work/school. 10. I woke up dead 9. I plugged the wrong address into my GPS. 8. I was busy responding to Floydaholic at SF. 7. The Dog ate my alarm clock. 6. I just killed a guy. 5. I thought it was my day off. 4. A guy just killed me. 3. Suck my ass, Boss! 2. I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. 1. Sorry, sir, but my herpes has been flaring up again. ================================================== Top Ten Reasons the World Is Constantly In Turmoil 10. It must be that damn heat in the Middle East 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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