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Top Ten Reasons why The Rolling Stones are still touring.

10. They took something many years ago and they´re still under the influence.

9. They're really just lost ...

8. If Keith stays in one city for more than a week, he'll disintegrate

7. To help pay the child support for Mick's seven or so odd-thousand illegitimate kids.

6. They're free .. to do what they want, any old time.

5. They never quite make enough money...

4. So Mick can meet his next baby mama

3. To pay for Charlie's drum lessons

2. It's all about the make-up.

1. Cause they know they're the Greatest Rock 'n Roll Band in the World !!

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Someone else start the next one please.

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Top Ten Reasons why The Rolling Stones are still touring.

1. Cause they know they're the Greatest Rock 'n Roll Band in the World !! :rockon:

Someone else start the next one please.

Amen, Brother Bluesboy! I will gladly start a new one.

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Top Ten Most Heinous Sights In Rock N' Roll

10. Dee Snider

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Top Ten Most Heinous Sights In Rock N' Roll

10. Dee Snider

9. A drum machine

8. Pat Boone in a leather studded choke collar

7. The Phil Spector "Wall Of Adult Novelty Devices"

6. Pete Townshend's collection of child porn (compiled only in the interest of research {ahem}).

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Top Ten Most Heinous Sights In Rock N' Roll

10. Dee Snider

9. A drum machine

8. Pat Boone in a leather studded choke collar

7. The Phil Spector "Wall Of Adult Novelty Devices"

6. Pete Townshend's collection of child porn (compiled only in the interest of research {ahem}).

5. Axl Rose in too-tight white peek-a-boo short shorts.

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Top Ten Most Heinous Sights In Rock N' Roll

10. Dee Snider

9. A drum machine

8. Pat Boone in a leather studded choke collar

7. The Phil Spector "Wall Of Adult Novelty Devices"

6. Pete Townshend's collection of child porn (compiled only in the interest of research {ahem}).

5. Axl Rose in too-tight white peek-a-boo short shorts.

4. Screamin' Jay Hawkins in all his voodoo splendor.

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Top Ten Most Heinous Sights In Rock N' Roll

10. Dee Snider

9. A drum machine

8. Pat Boone in a leather studded choke collar

7. The Phil Spector "Wall Of Adult Novelty Devices"

6. Pete Townshend's collection of child porn (compiled only in the interest of research {ahem}).

5. Axl Rose in too-tight white peek-a-boo short shorts.

4. Screamin' Jay Hawkins in all his voodoo splendor.

3.Celine Dion singing...anything

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Top Ten Most Heinous Sights In Rock N' Roll

10. Dee Snider

9. A drum machine

8. Pat Boone in a leather studded choke collar

7. The Phil Spector "Wall Of Adult Novelty Devices"

6. Pete Townshend's collection of child porn (compiled only in the interest of research {ahem}).

5. Axl Rose in too-tight white peek-a-boo short shorts.

4. Screamin' Jay Hawkins in all his voodoo splendor.

3.Celine Dion singing...anything

2.A rear angle view of BTO.

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Top Ten Most Heinous Sights In Rock N' Roll

10. Dee Snider

9. A drum machine

8. Pat Boone in a leather studded choke collar

7. The Phil Spector "Wall Of Adult Novelty Devices"

6. Pete Townshend's collection of child porn (compiled only in the interest of research {ahem}).

5. Axl Rose in too-tight white peek-a-boo short shorts.

4. Screamin' Jay Hawkins in all his voodoo splendor.

3.Celine Dion singing...anything

2.A rear angle view of BTO.

1. A sweaty Meatloaf.

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The 10 worst made up marriages in Rock.

1. Marilyn Manson and Debby Boone

2. Cher & Bono

3. Ozzy Osbourne and Olivia Newton~John

4. Michael Jackson and Carly Simon

5. George Michael and Melissa Etheridge

6. Yoko Ono and Bono

7. Ike Turner & Dusty Springfield

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The 10 worst made up marriages in Rock.

1. Marilyn Manson and Debby Boone

2. Cher & Bono

3. Ozzy Osbourne and Olivia Newton~John

4. Michael Jackson and Carly Simon

5. George Michael and Melissa Etheridge

6. Yoko Ono and Bono

7. Ike Turner & Dusty Springfield

8. James Caan & Chaka Khan - She'd be Chaka Khan Caan

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The 10 worst made up marriages in Rock.

1. Marilyn Manson and Debby Boone

2. Cher & Bono

3. Ozzy Osbourne and Olivia Newton~John

4. Michael Jackson and Carly Simon

5. George Michael and Melissa Etheridge

6. Yoko Ono and Bono

7. Ike Turner & Dusty Springfield

8. James Caan & Chaka Khan - She'd be Chaka Khan Caan

9. Phil Spector and Claudine Longet

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James Caan & Chaka Khan - She'd be Chaka Khan Caan

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