bazooka Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics: 10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!" 7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out ! 6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy. 5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics: 10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!" 7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out ! 6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy. 5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. 4. You snicker when you hear about the "clean and jerk" and the "snatch". 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics: 10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!" 7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out ! 6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy. 5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. 4. You snicker when you hear about the "clean and jerk" and the "snatch". 3. Olympics?? When do they begin? 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics: 10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!" 7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out ! 6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy. 5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. 4. You snicker when you hear about the "clean and jerk" and the "snatch". 3. Olympics?? When do they begin? 2. Web surfing and channel surfing have not yet been added as Olympic events. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics: 10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!" 7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out ! 6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy. 5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. 4. You snicker when you hear about the "clean and jerk" and the "snatch". 3. Olympics?? When do they begin? 2. Web surfing and channel surfing have not yet been added as Olympic events. 1. No Country For Old Men ------------- Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person. 6. Al Gore : Just to really bug the Clintons , it covers that lack of experience 'issue' , as well as showing a great sense of humor . 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person. 6. Svengali 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person. 6. Svengali 5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it). 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person. 6. Svengali 5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it). 4. Tonya Harding 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person. 6. Svengali 5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it). 4. Tonya Harding 3. Jay Leno 2. 1. Edited August 21, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person. 6. Svengali 5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it). 4. Tonya Harding 3. Jay Leno 2. Cousin EERIE 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices 10. Santa Claus 9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket. 8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in . 7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person. 6. Svengali 5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it). 4. Tonya Harding 3. Jay Leno 2. Cousin EERIE 1. Al Gore : Just to really bug the Clintons , it covers that lack of experience 'issue' , many people actually respect him now , as well it showing a great sense of humor . ( Bazooka ! ) Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. Rumpelstiltskin 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. Rumpelstiltskin 7. A Canadian 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. Rumpelstiltskin 7. A Canadian 6. Ed McMahon 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. Rumpelstiltskin 7. A Canadian 6. Ed McMahon 5. Richard Nixon 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. Rumpelstiltskin 7. A Canadian 6. Ed McMahon 5. Richard Nixon 4. Barry Bonds 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. Rumpelstiltskin 7. A Canadian 6. Ed McMahon 5. Richard Nixon 4. Barry Bonds 3. Jason McCord ( [smaller]"The Coward of Bitter Creek"[/smaller]) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. Rumpelstiltskin 7. A Canadian 6. Ed McMahon 5. Richard Nixon 4. Barry Bonds 3. Jason McCord ( [smaller]"The Coward of Bitter Creek"[/smaller]) 2. John Merrick 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Top 10 Poor VP choices : 10. Michael Jackson 9. Ronald McDonald 8. Rumpelstiltskin 7. A Canadian 6. Ed McMahon 5. Richard Nixon 4. Barry Bonds 3. Jason McCord ( "The Coward of Bitter Creek") 2. John Merrick 1. Dan Quayle The Top Ten Events of The London Olympics 10-Blood Pudding Eating 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 The Top Ten Events of The London Olympics 10-Blood Pudding Eating 9- 100 Meter Umbrella Jump 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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