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Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics:

10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends .

9. We're a bunch of losers

8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!"

7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out !

6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy.

5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

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Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics:

10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends .

9. We're a bunch of losers

8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!"

7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out !

6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy.

5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

4. You snicker when you hear about the "clean and jerk" and the "snatch".

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Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics:

10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends .

9. We're a bunch of losers

8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!"

7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out !

6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy.

5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

4. You snicker when you hear about the "clean and jerk" and the "snatch".

3. Olympics?? When do they begin?

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Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics:

10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends .

9. We're a bunch of losers

8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!"

7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out !

6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy.

5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

4. You snicker when you hear about the "clean and jerk" and the "snatch".

3. Olympics?? When do they begin?

2. Web surfing and channel surfing have not yet been added as Olympic events.

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Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics:

10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends .

9. We're a bunch of losers

8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!"

7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out !

6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy.

5. You weren't able to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

4. You snicker when you hear about the "clean and jerk" and the "snatch".

3. Olympics?? When do they begin?

2. Web surfing and channel surfing have not yet been added as Olympic events.

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

10. Santa Claus

9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.

8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .

7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

10. Santa Claus

9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.

8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .

7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.

6. Al Gore : Just to really bug the Clintons , it covers that lack of experience 'issue' , as well as showing a great sense of humor .

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

10. Santa Claus

9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.

8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .

7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

10. Santa Claus

9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.

8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .

7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.

6. Svengali

5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it).

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

10. Santa Claus

9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.

8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .

7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.

6. Svengali

5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it).

4. Tonya Harding

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

10. Santa Claus

9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.

8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .

7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.

6. Svengali

5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it).

4. Tonya Harding

3. Jay Leno

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

10. Santa Claus

9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.

8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .

7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.

6. Svengali

5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it).

4. Tonya Harding

3. Jay Leno

2. Cousin EERIE

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Top Ten Cunning Vice Presidential Running Mate Choices

10. Santa Claus

9. For Obama--The Dahli Lama so we can have an Obama/Lama ding dong ticket.

8. Michael Phelps : a bipartisan shoo-in .

7. For McCain...just about anyone under 70. McCain/Bush? Nah, they're the same person.

6. Svengali

5. Daffy Duck (if he'd dare stoop to it).

4. Tonya Harding

3. Jay Leno

2. Cousin EERIE

1. Al Gore : Just to really bug the Clintons , it covers that lack of experience 'issue' , many people actually respect him now , as well it showing a great sense of humor .

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Top 10 Poor VP choices :

10. Michael Jackson

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Top 10 Poor VP choices :

10. Michael Jackson

9. Ronald McDonald

8. Rumpelstiltskin

7. A Canadian

6. Ed McMahon

5. Richard Nixon

4. Barry Bonds

3. Jason McCord ( "The Coward of Bitter Creek")

2. John Merrick

1. Dan Quayle

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