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Top Ten Side Effects Of Exposure To Rock & Roll

10. Whole Lot Of Shakin'

9. Leads to heroin.

8. Leads to Yahoo! Fantasy sports with unprotected strangers

7. Increases your chances of going to hell

6. An Itchy, Twitchy Feeling (I got your meaning, Zooks).

5. Cauliflower ears

4. The rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu.

3. Makes you start playing embarrassing air guitar moves...

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Top Ten Side Effects Of Exposure To Rock & Roll

10. Whole Lot Of Shakin'

9. Leads to heroin.

8. Leads to Yahoo! Fantasy sports with unprotected strangers

7. Increases your chances of going to hell

6. An Itchy, Twitchy Feeling (I got your meaning, Zooks).

5. Cauliflower ears

4. The rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu.

3. Makes you start playing embarrassing air guitar moves...

2. Flying into fits of rage whenever Kenny G., a disco song or elevator Muzak is heard.

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Top Ten Side Effects Of Exposure To Rock & Roll

10. Whole Lot Of Shakin'

9. Leads to heroin.

8. Leads to Yahoo! Fantasy sports with unprotected strangers

7. Increases your chances of going to hell

6. An Itchy, Twitchy Feeling (I got your meaning, Zooks).

5. Cauliflower ears

4. The rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu.

3. Makes you start playing embarrassing air guitar moves...

2. Flying into fits of rage whenever Kenny G., a disco song or elevator Muzak is heard.

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

9. Constantly feeling like you are on an elevator

8. When you leave the store, it's driving you crazy that you know what that song is...you just can't think of it...

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

9. Constantly feeling like you are on an elevator

8. When you leave the store, it's driving you crazy that you know what that song is...you just can't think of it...

7-Dyspepsia

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

9. Constantly feeling like you are on an elevator

8. When you leave the store, it's driving you crazy that you know what that song is...you just can't think of it...

7-Dyspepsia

6- The Bookie-Woody flu

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

9. Constantly feeling like you are on an elevator

8. When you leave the store, it's driving you crazy that you know what that song is...you just can't think of it...

7-Dyspepsia

6- The Bookie-Woody flu

5. You become a Ray Conniff groupie.

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

9. Constantly feeling like you are on an elevator

8. When you leave the store, it's driving you crazy that you know what that song is...you just can't think of it...

7. Dyspepsia

6. The Bookie-Woody flu

5. You become a Ray Conniff groupie.

4. Involuntary finger-poppin'

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

9. Constantly feeling like you are on an elevator

8. When you leave the store, it's driving you crazy that you know what that song is...you just can't think of it...

7. Dyspepsia

6. The Bookie-Woody flu

5. You become a Ray Conniff groupie.

4. Involuntary finger-poppin'

3. The urge to go get a curly perm because, quote: "Kenny G rocks one!"

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

9. Constantly feeling like you are on an elevator

8. When you leave the store, it's driving you crazy that you know what that song is...you just can't think of it...

7. Dyspepsia

6. The Bookie-Woody flu

5. You become a Ray Conniff groupie.

4. Involuntary finger-poppin'

3. The urge to go get a curly perm because, quote: "Kenny G rocks one!"

2. You develop a severe case of narcolepsy.

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Top 10 side effects of exposure to Muzak

10. An insatiable urge to have your teeth drilled without anesthesia

9. Constantly feeling like you are on an elevator

8. When you leave the store, it's driving you crazy that you know what that song is...you just can't think of it...

7. Dyspepsia

6. The Bookie-Woody flu

5. You become a Ray Conniff groupie.

4. Involuntary finger-poppin'

3. The urge to go get a curly perm because, quote: "Kenny G rocks one!"

2. You develop a severe case of narcolepsy.

1. Irritable bowel syndrome

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Top Ten Names For Mediocre Horror Films

10. The Slob

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Top Ten Names For Mediocre Horror Film Parodies

10. The Slob

9. Claws

8. The Swining

7. The Sexorcist

6. It Came From Out Of A Cab

5. Attack of the Fabulous Choreographers.

4. Landshark Mod

3. The Second Cousin Once Removed of Frankenstein.

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Top Ten Names For Mediocre Horror Film Parodies

10. The Slob

9. Claws

8. The Swining

7. The Sexorcist

6. It Came From Out Of A Cab

5. Attack of the Fabulous Choreographers.

4. Landshark Mod

3. The Second Cousin Once Removed of Frankenstein.

2. Invasion of the Booty Snatchers

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Top Ten Names For Mediocre Horror Film Parodies

10. The Slob

9. Claws

8. The Swining

7. The Sexorcist

6. It Came From Out Of A Cab

5. Attack of the Fabulous Choreographers.

4. Landshark Mod

3. The Second Cousin Once Removed of Frankenstein.

2. Invasion of the Booty Snatchers

1. The Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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Top 10 Possible Skeletons in the Presidential Candidate's closets :

10. McCain's 'special ' Viet Cong friend during his captivity .

9. Obama , in an early '70s photo , looking as dark as Micheal -with ' the nose' to boot .

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Top 10 Possible Skeletons in the Presidential Candidate's closets :

10. McCain's 'special ' Viet Cong friend during his captivity .

9. Obama , in an early '70s photo , looking as dark as Micheal -with ' the nose' to boot .

8. McCain was the only one over 21, so he supplied all the alcohol at the Hitler Youth rallies.

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Top 10 Possible Skeletons in the Presidential Candidate's closets :

10. McCain's 'special ' Viet Cong friend during his captivity .

9. Obama , in an early '70s photo , looking as dark as Micheal -with ' the nose' to boot .

8. McCain was the only one over 21, so he supplied all the alcohol at the Hitler Youth rallies.

7. Photos of Obama's first summer job at a toxic waste dump .

6. McCain's wife is revealed to be made purely from a Mechano set with skin stretched over her .

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