The Top Ten Game

[Steel2Velvet]

Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics

10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes.

9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish.

8. US and Canadian athletes have had Adamantium bonded to their skeletal systems, while rival nations sought clandestinely to recruit Wonder Woman, The Flash or Aquaman to their teams.

7. At the last minute , the host nation adds mahjong , Go , Chinese Checkers and a Mao Look-alike contest as events .

6. Toxic lead is found in the hammer, shot put and all three prize medals.

5. Rumors that Madonna slept with every member of the US basketball team (but don't tell A-Rod)

4. Tiny Liechtenstein bought up all the performance-enhancing drugs.

3. "Sepertist Movements and How Effectively They Are Crushed " is also added as an event .

2. The Nepalese javelin contingent have wild, vengeful looks in their eyes.

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[phil]

Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics

10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes.

9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish.

8. US and Canadian athletes have had Adamantium bonded to their skeletal systems, while rival nations sought clandestinely to recruit Wonder Woman, The Flash or Aquaman to their teams.

7. At the last minute , the host nation adds mahjong , Go , Chinese Checkers and a Mao Look-alike contest as events .

6. Toxic lead is found in the hammer, shot put and all three prize medals.

5. Rumors that Madonna slept with every member of the US basketball team (but don't tell A-Rod)

4. Tiny Liechtenstein bought up all the performance-enhancing drugs.

3. "Sepertist Movements and How Effectively They Are Crushed " is also added as an event .

2. The Nepalese javelin contingent have wild, vengeful looks in their eyes.

1. The new Olympic event, The Dali Lama toss.

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

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[Kevin]

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

2. Capture the flag using live weaponry .

3. Team beer chugging races.

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[Lea]

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

2. Capture the flag using live weaponry .

3. Team beer chugging races.

4. Competitive Dogmeat speed eating races.

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[Uncle Joe]

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

2. Capture the flag using live weaponry .

3. Team beer chugging races.

4. Competitive Dogmeat speed eating races.

5. Songfacts Top Ten List Race

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[Kevin]

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

2. Capture the flag using live weaponry .

3. Team beer chugging races.

4. Competitive Dogmeat speed eating races.

5. Songfacts Top Ten List Race

6. Yahtzee

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[MindCrime]

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

2. Capture the flag using live weaponry .

3. Team beer chugging races.

4. Competitive Dogmeat speed eating races.

5. Songfacts Top Ten List Race

6. Yahtzee

7. Karaoke competitions "International Idol"

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[Kevin]

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

2. Capture the flag using live weaponry .

3. Team beer chugging races.

4. Competitive Dogmeat speed eating races.

5. Songfacts Top Ten List Race

6. Yahtzee

7. Karaoke competitions "International Idol"

8. Synchronized chicken plucking

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[Uncle Joe]

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

2. Capture the flag using live weaponry .

3. Team beer chugging races.

4. Competitive Dogmeat speed eating races.

5. Songfacts Top Ten List Race

6. Yahtzee

7. Karaoke competitions "International Idol"

8. Synchronized chicken plucking

9. Chinese Finger Puzzle and Chinese Checkers events.

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[Steel2Velvet]

Ten new Olympic events you would like to see.

1. Blow up a commie pentathalon.

2. Capture the flag using live weaponry .

3. Team beer chugging races.

4. Competitive Dogmeat speed eating races.

5. Songfacts Top Ten List Race

6. Yahtzee

7. Karaoke competitions "International Idol"

8. Synchronized chicken plucking

9. Chinese Finger Puzzle and Chinese Checkers events.

10. Hammer Throw (catapulting actual rappers)

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Top Ten Signs That McCain Is Losing The Election

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

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[Uncle Joe]

Top Ten Signs That McCain Is Losing The Election

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

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[cyberjudge]

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

8. Florida changed its election laws to count hanging chads.

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[Kevin]

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

8. Florida changed its election laws to count hanging chads.

7. CNN polls show the percentage of those who support Obama , and those taking their time ( lazy sods ) to come around to supporting Obama .... oh, and Ralph Nader.

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[miamisammy29]

Top Ten Signs That McCain Is Losing The Election

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

8. Florida changed its election laws to count hanging chads.

7. CNN polls show the percentage of those who support Obama , and those taking their time ( lazy sods ) to come around to supporting Obama .... oh, and Ralph Nader.

6. His hair is turning white....er.

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[Uncle Joe]

Top Ten Signs That McCain Is Losing The Election

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

8. Florida changed its election laws to count hanging chads.

7. CNN polls show the percentage of those who support Obama , and those taking their time ( lazy sods ) to come around to supporting Obama .... oh, and Ralph Nader.

6. His hair is turning white....er.

5. His wife makes an addendum to the pre-nup.

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[MindCrime]

Top Ten Signs That McCain Is Losing The Election

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

8. Florida changed its election laws to count hanging chads.

7. CNN polls show the percentage of those who support Obama , and those taking their time ( lazy sods ) to come around to supporting Obama .... oh, and Ralph Nader.

6. His hair is turning white....er.

5. His wife makes an addendum to the pre-nup.

4. Most people here (in my state) don't know who he is & he's our senator.

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[Steel2Velvet]

Top Ten Signs That McCain Is Losing The Election

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

8. Florida changed its election laws to count hanging chads.

7. CNN polls show the percentage of those who support Obama , and those taking their time ( lazy sods ) to come around to supporting Obama .... oh, and Ralph Nader.

6. His hair is turning white....er.

5. His wife makes an addendum to the pre-nup.

4. Most people here (in my state) don't know who he is & he's our senator.

3. He's floated his name as a potential VP for Barack.

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[miamisammy29]

Top Ten Signs That McCain Is Losing The Election

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

8. Florida changed its election laws to count hanging chads.

7. CNN polls show the percentage of those who support Obama , and those taking their time ( lazy sods ) to come around to supporting Obama .... oh, and Ralph Nader.

6. His hair is turning white....er.

5. His wife makes an addendum to the pre-nup.

4. Most people here (in my state) don't know who he is & he's our senator.

3. He's floated his name as a potential VP for Barack.

2. As a campaign fund raiser, he's hosting a ten-thousand-dollars-per-plate dinner at McDonald's.

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[Uncle Joe]

Top Ten Signs That McCain Is Losing The Election

10. The White House staff has asked Michelle Obama about her preferred color schemes.

9. He's rolled out the POW, war hero commercials.

8. Florida changed its election laws to count hanging chads.

7. CNN polls show the percentage of those who support Obama , and those taking their time ( lazy sods ) to come around to supporting Obama .... oh, and Ralph Nader.

6. His hair is turning white....er.

5. His wife makes an addendum to the pre-nup.

4. Most people here (in my state) don't know who he is & he's our senator.

3. He's floated his name as a potential VP for Barack.

2. As a campaign fund raiser, he's hosting a ten-thousand-dollars-per- plate dinner at McDonald's.

1. He's hiding in the Bushes.

The Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Ralph Nader

10-He's reaching the nadir of his political career.

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[The Seeker]

The Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Ralph Nader

10-He's reaching the nadir of his political career.

9-Persistence should pay off.

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[Steel2Velvet]

The Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Ralph Nader

10-He's reaching the nadir of his political career.

9-Persistence should pay off.

8- Because America has never had a president named Ralph; and she really should.

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[miamisammy29]

The Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Ralph Nader

10-He's reaching the nadir of his political career.

9-Persistence should pay off.

8- Because America has never had a president named Ralph; and she really should.

7- Because you're very short and the Nader lever is the only one you can reach.

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[Uncle Joe]

The Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Ralph Nader

10-He's reaching the nadir of his political career.

9-Persistence should pay off.

8- Because America has never had a president named Ralph; and she really should.

7- Because you're very short and the Nader lever is the only one you can reach.

6- After all, he invented the internet didn't he?

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[cyberjudge]

The Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Ralph Nader

10-He's reaching the nadir of his political career.

9-Persistence should pay off.

8- Because America has never had a president named Ralph; and she really should.

7- Because you're very short and the Nader lever is the only one you can reach.

6- After all, he invented the internet didn't he?

5- Because you haven't cut your hair since the musical Hair opened.

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[Steel2Velvet]

The Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Ralph Nader

10-He's reaching the nadir of his political career.

9-Persistence should pay off.

8- Because America has never had a president named Ralph; and she really should.

7- Because you're very short and the Nader lever is the only one you can reach.

6- After all, he invented the internet didn't he?

5- Because you haven't cut your hair since the musical Hair opened.

4- The other parties aren't safe at any speed.

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