Steel2Velvet Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. Wear Milkbone underwear. It's a dog-eat-dog world. (Norm!) 7. STD 6. Because PETA wins! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 I get what you're after , there, Steel , but it doesn't follow the title comfortably, eh ... yeah ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. Wear Milkbone underwear. It's a dog-eat-dog world. (Norm!) 7. STD 6. Because PETA wins! 5. The Cubs win the World Series, and a new Ice Age follows shortly thereafter. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 I get what you're after , there, Steel , but it doesn't follow the title comfortably, eh ... yeah ? "comfortably?" It was a diabolic end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. Wear Milkbone underwear. It's a dog-eat-dog world. (Norm!) 7. STD 6. Because PETA wins! 5. The Cubs win the World Series, and a new Ice Age follows shortly thereafter. 4. Rainier Ale. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. Wear Milkbone underwear. It's a dog-eat-dog world. (Norm!) 7. STD 6. Because PETA wins! 5. The Cubs win the World Series, and a new Ice Age follows shortly thereafter. 4. Rainier Ale. 3. Mankind's estermination becomes the top Reality Show on TV. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 07/17/08 11:45 PM - Post#481835 In response to bazooka The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. Wear Milkbone underwear. It's a dog-eat-dog world. (Norm!) 7. STD 6. Because PETA wins! 5. The Cubs win the World Series, and a new Ice Age follows shortly thereafter. 4. Rainier Ale. 3. Mankind's estermination becomes the top Reality Show on TV. 2. Talking apes will lead a revolt, conquer the world and turn humans into slaves ("Damn you all to hell!) 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 2. Talking apes will lead a revolt, conquer the world and turn humans into slaves ("Damn you all to hell!) They clumsily set off sensitive warfare equipment - they don't move too well in close confines ("You blew it all up ...") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. Wear Milkbone underwear. It's a dog-eat-dog world. (Norm!) 7. STD 6. Because PETA wins! 5. The Cubs win the World Series, and a new Ice Age follows shortly thereafter. 4. Rainier Ale. 3. Mankind's estermination becomes the top Reality Show on TV. 2. Talking apes will lead a revolt, conquer the world and turn humans into slaves ("Damn you all to hell!) 1. Black Slurpee ® ------------- Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. Army Pig Shooting Drills 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. Army Pig Shooting Drills 7. Dueling Banjos played by Ned Beatty's overworked butt. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. Army Pig Shooting Drills 7. Dueling Banjos played by Ned Beatty's etc. 6. 4H Club's Human-Sheep Hybrid Attempts 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. Army Pig Shooting Drills 7. Dueling Banjos played by Ned Beatty's etc. 6. 4H Club's Human-Sheep Hybrid Attempts 5. World's Largest Salami 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. Army Pig Shooting Drills 7. Dueling Banjos played by Ned Beatty's etc. 6. 4H Club's Human-Sheep Hybrid Attempts 5. World's Largest Salami 4. World's smallest salami 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. Army Pig Shooting Drills 7. Dueling Banjos played by Ned Beatty's etc. 6. 4H Club's Human-Sheep Hybrid Attempts 5. World's Largest Salami 4. World's smallest salami 3. "Are you smarter than a graded pig"? contest 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. Army Pig Shooting Drills 7. Dueling Banjos played by Ned Beatty's etc. 6. 4H Club's Human-Sheep Hybrid Attempts 5. World's Largest Salami 4. World's smallest salami 3. "Are you smarter than a graded pig"? contest 2. Places you can pierce that you'd never thought of! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Top Ten Exhibits That Probably Won't Be Part Of Your County Fair 10. Doobie Rolling Competition 9. Best Brazilian bikini wax 8. Army Pig Shooting Drills 7. Dueling Banjos played by Ned Beatty's etc. 6. 4H Club's Human-Sheep Hybrid Attempts 5. World's Largest Salami 4. World's smallest salami 3. "Are you smarter than a graded pig"? contest 2. Places you can pierce that you'd never thought of! 1. Cow Pie Art ______________________________ Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics 10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics 10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes. 9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics 10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes. 9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish. 8. US and Canadian athletes have had Adamantium bonded to their skeletal systems, while rival nations sought clandestinely to recruit Wonder Woman, The Flash or Aquaman to their teams. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics 10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes. 9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish. 8. US and Canadian athletes have had Adamantium bonded to their skeletal systems, while rival nations sought clandestinely to recruit Wonder Woman, The Flash or Aquaman to their teams. 7. At the last minute , the host nation adds mahjong , Go , Chinese Checkers and a Mao Look-alike contest as events . 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics 10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes. 9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish. 8. US and Canadian athletes have had Adamantium bonded to their skeletal systems, while rival nations sought clandestinely to recruit Wonder Woman, The Flash or Aquaman to their teams. 7. At the last minute , the host nation adds mahjong , Go , Chinese Checkers and a Mao Look-alike contest as events . 6. Toxic lead is found in the hammer, shot put and all three prize medals. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics 10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes. 9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish. 8. US and Canadian athletes have had Adamantium bonded to their skeletal systems, while rival nations sought clandestinely to recruit Wonder Woman, The Flash or Aquaman to their teams. 7. At the last minute , the host nation adds mahjong , Go , Chinese Checkers and a Mao Look-alike contest as events . 6. Toxic lead is found in the hammer, shot put and all three prize medals. 5. Rumors that Madonna slept with every member of the US basketball team (but don't tell A-Rod) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics 10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes. 9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish. 8. US and Canadian athletes have had Adamantium bonded to their skeletal systems, while rival nations sought clandestinely to recruit Wonder Woman, The Flash or Aquaman to their teams. 7. At the last minute , the host nation adds mahjong , Go , Chinese Checkers and a Mao Look-alike contest as events . 6. Toxic lead is found in the hammer, shot put and all three prize medals. 5. Rumors that Madonna slept with every member of the US basketball team (but don't tell A-Rod) 4. Tiny Liechtenstein bought up all the performance-enhancing drugs. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Top Ten Indications Of The Possibility Of A Rough Olympics 10. Opening ceremony features Chinese tank with flag on turret leading the Chinese athletes. 9. The american coaches place bets on the other countries to finish. 8. US and Canadian athletes have had Adamantium bonded to their skeletal systems, while rival nations sought clandestinely to recruit Wonder Woman, The Flash or Aquaman to their teams. 7. At the last minute , the host nation adds mahjong , Go , Chinese Checkers and a Mao Look-alike contest as events . 6. Toxic lead is found in the hammer, shot put and all three prize medals. 5. Rumors that Madonna slept with every member of the US basketball team (but don't tell A-Rod) 4. Tiny Liechtenstein bought up all the performance-enhancing drugs. 3. "Sepertist Movements and How Effectively They Are Crushed " is also added as an event . 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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