MuzikTyme Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. And don't forget to limp when you get out... 7. The collapsible traffic cone works wonders especially neon-red ones 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. And don't forget to limp when you get out... 7. The collapsible traffic cone works wonders especially neon-red ones 6. When you see a good spot, have your passenger run over to it and jump up and down and flail their hands in it. No one else will dare approach. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 6. When you see a good spot, have your passenger run over to it and jump up and down and flail their hands in it. No one else will dare approach. You know a couple years ago at Christmas this actually happened to me...The mall parking lots were packed, nowhere to park...I saw a spot and when I drove up closer there was this girl standing in the parking space waving to her driver!!!...Well I got there first and inched my way in.....I have a car, she didn't...so I won! .... I did lock my doors and stayed in the car until they were out of the area...just in case..LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. And don't forget to limp when you get out... 7. The collapsible traffic cone works wonders especially neon-red ones 6. When you see a good spot, have your passenger run over to it and jump up and down and flail their hands in it. No one else will dare approach. 5. Drive one of those car-crushing monster trucks. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. And don't forget to limp when you get out... 7. The collapsible traffic cone works wonders especially neon-red ones 6. When you see a good spot, have your passenger run over to it and jump up and down and flail their hands in it. No one else will dare approach. 5. Drive one of those car-crushing monster trucks. 4. One word...."Moped". 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. And don't forget to limp when you get out... 7. The collapsible traffic cone works wonders especially neon-red ones 6. When you see a good spot, have your passenger run over to it and jump up and down and flail their hands in it. No one else will dare approach. 5. Drive one of those car-crushing monster trucks. 4. One word...."Moped". 3. un mot, "Valet" 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. And don't forget to limp when you get out... 7. The collapsible traffic cone works wonders especially neon-red ones 6. When you see a good spot, have your passenger run over to it and jump up and down and flail their hands in it. No one else will dare approach. 5. Drive one of those car-crushing monster trucks. 4. One word...."Moped". 3. un mot, "Valet" 2. The Fire Lane....they never ticket anybody there, anyway. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. And don't forget to limp when you get out... 7. The collapsible traffic cone works wonders especially neon-red ones 6. When you see a good spot, have your passenger run over to it and jump up and down and flail their hands in it. No one else will dare approach. 5. Drive one of those car-crushing monster trucks. 4. One word...."Moped". 3. un mot, "Valet" 2. The Fire Lane....they never ticket anybody there, anyway. 1. Write out fake parking tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. 08. 07. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. 07. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. Invest in an overstuffed easy chair, two big screen TVs with screen-in-screen, satellite, remote controls, and a midget fridge right next to the chair filled with beer. My ex-husband's style. 07. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. Invest in an overstuffed easy chair, two big screen TVs with screen-in-screen, satellite, remote controls, and a midget fridge right next to the chair filled with beer. My ex-husband's style. 07. Eating a salami and cappi sub after midnite... 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. Invest in an overstuffed easy chair, two big screen TVs with screen-in-screen, satellite, remote controls, and a midget fridge right next to the chair filled with beer. My ex-husband's style. 07. Eating a salami and cappi sub after midnite... 06. Cake And Sodomy 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Whoops. I hope I didn't cause a standstill in this Fun & Games list You see it's the title of a Marilyn Manson song that seemed, to me, to fit. Of course, I recognize it does contain that loaded word: Cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I have no problem with it, dude. I like both. It's just that that one's gonna be tough to top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. Invest in an overstuffed easy chair, two big screen TVs with screen-in-screen, satellite, remote controls, and a midget fridge right next to the chair filled with beer. My ex-husband's style. 07. Eating a salami and cappi sub after midnite... 06. Cake And Sodomy 05. Volunteer to be a recipient in the experimental program, "Uses For The Leftovers From A Liposuction." 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 I have no problem with it, dude. I like both. TMI. Way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Why? You don't like cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. Invest in an overstuffed easy chair, two big screen TVs with screen-in-screen, satellite, remote controls, and a midget fridge right next to the chair filled with beer. My ex-husband's style. 07. Eating a salami and cappi sub after midnite... 06. Cake And Sodomy 05. Volunteer to be a recipient in the experimental program, "Uses For The Leftovers From A Liposuction." 04. Watch through the window of the gym while gnawing on a bucket from The Colonel's. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. Invest in an overstuffed easy chair, two big screen TVs with screen-in-screen, satellite, remote controls, and a midget fridge right next to the chair filled with beer. My ex-husband's style. 07. Eating a salami and cappi sub after midnite... 06. Cake And Sodomy 05. Volunteer to be a recipient in the experimental program, "Uses For The Leftovers From A Liposuction." 04. Watch through the window of the gym while gnawing on a bucket from The Colonel's. 03. Possum Stew and Pork Rinds 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. Invest in an overstuffed easy chair, two big screen TVs with screen-in-screen, satellite, remote controls, and a midget fridge right next to the chair filled with beer. My ex-husband's style. 07. Eating a salami and cappi sub after midnite... 06. Cake And Sodomy 05. Volunteer to be a recipient in the experimental program, "Uses For The Leftovers From A Liposuction." 04. Watch through the window of the gym while gnawing on a bucket from The Colonel's. 03. Possum Stew and Pork Rinds 02. Find a meal in between breakfast & brunch. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Top 10 Ways to NOT stay in shape. 10. Eat Meatloaf (not the food, but the singer) 09. Consider your exercise routine to be reps on the television remote control 08. Invest in an overstuffed easy chair, two big screen TVs with screen-in-screen, satellite, remote controls, and a midget fridge right next to the chair filled with beer. My ex-husband's style. 07. Eating a salami and cappi sub after midnite... 06. Cake And Sodomy 05. Volunteer to be a recipient in the experimental program, "Uses For The Leftovers From A Liposuction." 04. Watch through the window of the gym while gnawing on a bucket from The Colonel's. 03. Possum Stew and Pork Rinds 02. Find a meal in between breakfast & brunch. 01. Make a diet entirely of fast food, ice cream and doughnuts ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. Wear Milkbone underwear. It's a dog-eat-dog world. (Norm!) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 The Top Ten Ways Mankind Will Become Extinct 10. His own invention; the nuclear bomb. 9. An invincible strain of E.coli gets into the McDonald's distribution system. 8. Wear Milkbone underwear. It's a dog-eat-dog world. (Norm!) 7. STD 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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