Uncle Joe Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. I will not raise taxes 7. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman (or in some cases, "that man"). 6. It's the Saudi's fault that gas is so high. Offshore drilling will lower the price of gas. 5. I invented the Internet. 4. "(Blank) stood up to the President and sounded the alarm on global warming". And next week he's going to invent the internet, too. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. I will not raise taxes 7. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman (or in some cases, "that man"). 6. It's the Saudi's fault that gas is so high. Offshore drilling will lower the price of gas. 5. I invented the Internet. 4. "(Blank) stood up to the President and sounded the alarm on global warming". And next week he's going to invent the internet, too. 3. I didn't inhale. 2. We will be able to negotiate with terrorists. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. I will not raise taxes 7. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman (or in some cases, "that man"). 6. It's the Saudi's fault that gas is so high. Offshore drilling will lower the price of gas. 5. I invented the Internet. 4. "(Blank) stood up to the President and sounded the alarm on global warming". And next week he's going to invent the internet, too. 3. I didn't inhale. 2. We will be able to negotiate with terrorists. 1. I can spell POTATOE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- 08- 07- 06- 05- 04- 03- 02- 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- 07- 06- 05- 04- 03- 02- 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- The entire car is lifting and falling like a roller coaster - and he's stopped at a red light. 07- 06- 05- 04- 03- 02- 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- The entire car is lifting and falling like a roller coaster - and he's stopped at a red light. 07- The car has training wheels. 06- 05- 04- 03- 02- 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- The entire car is lifting and falling like a roller coaster - and he's stopped at a red light. 07- The car has training wheels. 06- The dog and the other eight kids in the Volkswagen Jetta have their hands firmly placed over their eyes. 05- 04- 03- 02- 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- The entire car is lifting and falling like a roller coaster - and he's stopped at a red light. 07- The car has training wheels. 06- The dog and the other eight kids in the Volkswagen Jetta have their hands firmly placed over their eyes. 05- Actually knows how to use the overly complicated GPS system. 04- 03- 02- 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- The entire car is lifting and falling like a roller coaster - and he's stopped at a red light. 07- The car has training wheels. 06- The dog and the other eight kids in the Volkswagen Jetta have their hands firmly placed over their eyes. 05- Actually knows how to use the overly complicated GPS system. 04- There's a chrome tipped exhaust that sounds like bees mating . . . 03- 02- 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- The entire car is lifting and falling like a roller coaster - and he's stopped at a red light. 07- The car has training wheels. 06- The dog and the other eight kids in the Volkswagen Jetta have their hands firmly placed over their eyes. 05- Actually knows how to use the overly complicated GPS system. 04- There's a chrome tipped exhaust that sounds like bees mating . . . 03- The steering wheel is a Wii Remote. 02- 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- The entire car is lifting and falling like a roller coaster - and he's stopped at a red light. 07- The car has training wheels. 06- The dog and the other eight kids in the Volkswagen Jetta have their hands firmly placed over their eyes. 05- Actually knows how to use the overly complicated GPS system. 04- There's a chrome tipped exhaust that sounds like bees mating . . . 03- The steering wheel is a Wii Remote. 02- Rear-window decal shows Calvin peeing on broccoli. 01- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten signs the driver in front of you is a kid. 10- Bumper sticker: "The driver is an honor student at MacArthur Elementary." 09- I can hear his radio from ten car-lengths back. 08- The entire car is lifting and falling like a roller coaster - and he's stopped at a red light. 07- The car has training wheels. 06- The dog and the other eight kids in the Volkswagen Jetta have their hands firmly placed over their eyes. 05- Actually knows how to use the overly complicated GPS system. 04- There's a chrome tipped exhaust that sounds like bees mating . . . 03- The steering wheel is a Wii Remote. 02- Rear-window decal shows Calvin peeing on broccoli. 01- Your windshield just got smacked with an empty marijuana baggie. ================================================= Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetrychick Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8.With a bucket of really good ice cream 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8. With a bucket of really good ice cream 7. With no grip on Reality (if ya catch my meaning). 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8.With a bucket of really good ice cream 7. With no grip on Reality (if ya catch my meaning). 6. Remote in one hand, beer in the other 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8.With a bucket of really good ice cream 7. With no grip on Reality (if ya catch my meaning). 6. Remote in one hand, beer in the other 5. Channel surfing when a commercial comes on. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8.With a bucket of really good ice cream 7. With no grip on Reality (if ya catch my meaning). 6. Remote in one hand, beer in the other 5. Channel surfing when a commercial comes on. 4. Warm and cozy in bed 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8.With a bucket of really good ice cream 7. With no grip on Reality (if ya catch my meaning). 6. Remote in one hand, beer in the other 5. Channel surfing when a commercial comes on. 4. Warm and cozy in bed 3. Naked and standing on your head 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8.With a bucket of really good ice cream 7. With no grip on Reality (if ya catch my meaning). 6. Remote in one hand, beer in the other 5. Channel surfing when a commercial comes on. 4. Warm and cozy in bed 3. Naked and standing on your head 2. Singing along with Mr. Ed 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Watch TV 10. Alone 9. Half-awake. 8.With a bucket of really good ice cream 7. With no grip on Reality (if ya catch my meaning). 6. Remote in one hand, beer in the other 5. Channel surfing when a commercial comes on. 4. Warm and cozy in bed 3. Naked and standing on your head 2. Singing along with Mr. Ed 1. With it un-plugged ------------------------------------------------ The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Top Ten Ways to Find a Good parking space . . . 10. Park in the last row to beat the rush on the way out...Remember the Griswalds at Wally World? 9. Print out a Handicapped Logo from your computer and place it on your rear view mirror. 8. And don't forget to limp when you get out... 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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