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Let's see if this improves the fuctionality of this wildly popular game.....

Here's a newer game that is based on David Letterman's nightly Top 10 List. We'll start with "The Top 10 (blank) and fill in a list of 10 wildly humorous answers. See Dave's Top Ten Reasons Britney should not have any more kids..in the News section for an example....wildly hilarious, right?? I want everybody to contribute. All of you of the witty retort gang....get your butt's over here and contribute.

All you have to do is copy and paste the list from the last post into a new one and add your answer to the list. the person who gives the number one reason must start the next Top 10. If you don't...who cares, somebody else do it.

I'll start with a very general topic:

THE TOP 10 REASONS EMPLOYERS HATE SONGFACTS?

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

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THE TOP 10 REASONS EMPLOYERS HATE SONGFACTS?

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

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I'm Afraid of American ( women ) : Kevin /Bowie ( I helped him a bit when he was drunk )

I’m Afraid of American ( women ) :

Johnny’s in america, low-tech’s at the

Wheel

No-one needs anyone, they don’t even

Just pretend

Johnny’s in america

I’m afraid of american ( women )

I’m afraid of the world

I’m afraid I can’t help it

I’m afraid I can’t

Johnny’s in america

Johnny wants a brain, johnny wants to

Suck on a coke

Johnny wants a woman, johnny wants

To think of a joke

Johnny’s in america

I’m afraid of american ( women )

I’m afraid of the world

I’m afraid I can’t help it

I’m afraid I can’t

Johnny’s in america

Johnny’s in america, johnny looks up at

The stars

Johnny combs his hair and johnny

Wants pussy and cars

Johnny’s in america

I’m afraid of american( women )

I’m afraid of the world

I’m afraid I can’t help it

I’m afraid I can’t

Johnny’s in america

God is an american

I’m afraid of american ( women )

I’m afraid of the world

I’m afraid I can’t help it

I’m afraid I can’t

I’m afraid of american ( women )

I’m afraid of the words

I’m afraid I can’t help it

I’m afraid I can’t

Johnny’s in america

Johnny’s in america--------

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Ahh ! Back to the game which Shawna ( note all ! ) so rudely interrupted !

THE TOP 10 REASONS EMPLOYERS HATE SONGFACTS?

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories .

7.

6.

5.

4.

3.

2.

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10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories .

7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose.

6.

5.

4.

3.

2.

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Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts :

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories .

7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose.

6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey "

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Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts :

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories .

7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose.

6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey "

5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then?

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Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts :

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories .

7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose.

6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey "

5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then?

4. They know we talk about them here, and they can't figure out how to get to songfacts to see what we are saying about them.

3.

2.

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Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts :

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories .

7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose.

6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey "

5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then?

4. They know we talk about them here, and they can't figure out how to get to songfacts to see what we are saying about them.

3. Having to figure out if the company benefits package includes trips to the insane asylum because their workers keep laughing at their monitors while on Songfacts.

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Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts :

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories .

7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose.

6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey "

5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then?

4. They know we talk about them here, and they can't figure out how to get to songfacts to see what we are saying about them.

3. Having to figure out if the company benefits package includes trips to the insane asylum because their workers keep laughing at their monitors while on Songfacts.

2. HeeHee good one Peachy...They are tired of cleaning up the soda that gets spewed on the monitor so often.

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Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts :

10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here.

9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking )

8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories .

7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose.

6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey "

5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then?

4. They know we talk about them here, and they can't figure out how to get to songfacts to see what we are saying about them.

3. Having to figure out if the company benefits package includes trips to the insane asylum because their workers keep laughing at their monitors while on Songfacts.

2. HeeHee good one Peachy...They are tired of cleaning up the soda that gets spewed on the monitor so often.

1. Although there is 26 hours a week logged in overtime, nothing gets done!

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Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors:

10] They're just so polite.

9]They make everyone else feel smarter.

8] They taste like chicken

7] It comes with a money back guarantee.

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Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors:

10] They're just so polite.

9]They make everyone else feel smarter.

8] They taste like chicken

7] It comes with a money back guarantee.

6] New avatars to check out .

5]

4]

3]

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Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors:

10] They're just so polite.

9]They make everyone else feel smarter.

8] They taste like chicken

7] It comes with a money back guarantee.

6] New avatars to check out .

5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate.

4]

3]

2]

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Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors:

10] They're just so polite.

9]They make everyone else feel smarter.

8] They taste like chicken

7] It comes with a money back guarantee.

6] New avatars to check out .

5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate.

4] To see their reply when Sammy tells them they gotta pay.

3]

2]

1]

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s with a money back guarantee.

6] New avatars to check out .

5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate.

4] To see their reply when Sammy tells them they gotta pay.

3] They know everything about downloading music

2]

1]

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Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors:

10] They're just so polite.

9]They make everyone else feel smarter.

8] They taste like chicken

7] It comes with a money back guarantee.

6] New avatars to check out .

5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate.

4] To see their reply when Sammy tells them they gotta pay.

3]They know everything about downloading music

2]More opinions for Namahage to make fun of.

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Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors:

10] They're just so polite.

9]They make everyone else feel smarter.

8] They taste like chicken

7] It comes with a money back guarantee.

6] New avatars to check out .

5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate.

4] To see their reply when Sammy tells them they gotta pay.

3]They know everything about downloading music

2]More opinions for Namahage to make fun of.

1]They contribute soooo much to Songfacts.

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