Shawna Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Top Ten sexy bathing suits men and women 10. Surf shorts (men) 9. Dental floss (women) 8. Crochet bikini from the 70's 7. The "Borat" 6. The "Baywatch-bosom-bouncing" suit 5. The Brazilian "Thong & Cups" - mmmm 4. the Carmen Miranda coconut bra. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Top Ten sexy bathing suits men and women 10. Surf shorts (men) 9. Dental floss (women) 8. Crochet bikini from the 70's 7. The "Borat" 6. The "Baywatch-bosom-bouncing" suit 5. The Brazilian "Thong & Cups" - mmmm 4. the Carmen Miranda coconut bra. 3. The Hassel-offs 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 3. The Hassel-offs Doesn't the owner have to be drunk and laying on the floor to get those on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Top Ten sexy bathing suits men and women 10. Surf shorts (men) 9. Dental floss (women) 8. Crochet bikini from the 70's 7. The "Borat" 6. The "Baywatch-bosom-bouncing" suit 5. The Brazilian "Thong & Cups" - mmmm 4. the Carmen Miranda coconut bra. 3. The Hassel-offs 2. Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Top Ten sexy bathing suits men and women 10. Surf shorts (men) 9. Dental floss (women) 8. Crochet bikini from the 70's 7. The "Borat" 6. The "Baywatch-bosom-bouncing" suit 5. The Brazilian "Thong & Cups" - mmmm 4. the Carmen Miranda coconut bra. 3. The Hassel-offs 2. Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini 1. The old, overweight, hairy guy in his Spandex marble bag (for the women, of course). ================================================= Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. The sun....at midnight. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. The sun....at midnight. 7. toilet bowl construction techniques 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 I was just thinking of that too S2V... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Me .. twas in my younger crazier days that I gained this perspective, but I find it inconceivable to imagine your pretty head dangling over the glistening edge of the porcelain confessional, Laurie. I choose to think you were reflecting on scenes you saw others experiencing while you yourself were mildly intoxicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 (edited) ^^^^ This is very true S2V....I saw plenty of my friends in my younger days, huggin the toilet...I never cared for drinking that much even back then...now, all I need is one margarita..and I'm good... Edit: Well actually I do remember one time with a few friends...we bought quite a few bottles of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill Wine...it was cheap..and nasty stuff...We were about 16 yrs old and the guy at the store gave a little chuckle and said "Sure, here ya go"...we took those bottles down to the creek behind my house and boy were we sorry we ever did that.... Edited March 11, 2008 by Guest Just remembered something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 My worst night of afterglough was, at 19 years old, an hour after having consumed a few bottles of Ripple "wine" with a couple of buddies. Thereafter my motto was, "If it doesn't have a cork, it does not get my support!" Of course, I should have been wary when I did not see "grapes" as one of Ripple's ingredients ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Yep...we live and learn don't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. The sun....at midnight. 7. toilet bowl construction techniques 6. A rock band on stage 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. The sun....at midnight. 7. toilet bowl construction techniques 6. A rock band on stage 5. The colors, man, the colors! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. The sun....at midnight. 7. toilet bowl construction techniques 6. A rock band on stage 5. The colors, man, the colors! 4. The inside of a tornado. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. The sun....at midnight. 7. toilet bowl construction techniques 6. A rock band on stage 5. The colors, man, the colors! 4. The inside of a tornado. 3. The inside of a jail cell. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. The sun....at midnight. 7. toilet bowl construction techniques 6. A rock band on stage 5. The colors, man, the colors! 4. The inside of a tornado. 3. The inside of a jail cell. 2. A nice gutter in Miami. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Things You've Seen While Intoxicated 10. Locusts 9. Naked Other 8. The sun....at midnight. 7. toilet bowl construction techniques 6. A rock band on stage 5. The colors, man, the colors! 4. The inside of a tornado. 3. The inside of a jail cell. 2. A nice gutter in Miami. 1. The ceiling spinning. Top Ten Reasons you quit partying TOO much. 1. Those nasty headaches. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Reasons you quit partying TOO much. 10. Those nasty headaches. 9. Parole officer's orders 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Reasons you quit partying TOO much. 10. Those nasty headaches. 9. Parole officer's orders 8. Because society told me it was time to be a grown up (when all I really wanted to be was a ToysRUs kid) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Reasons you quit partying TOO much. 10. Those nasty headaches. 9. Parole officer's orders 8. Because society told me it was time to be a grown up (when all I really wanted to be was a ToysRUs kid) 7. They stopped inviting me. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Reasons you quit partying TOO much. 10. Those nasty headaches. 9. Parole officer's orders 8. Because society told me it was time to be a grown up (when all I really wanted to be was a ToysRUs kid) 7. They stopped inviting me. 6. Yeah .. well .. hey, dude! Is this like a multiple choice question, man? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Reasons you quit partying TOO much. 10. Those nasty headaches. 9. Parole officer's orders 8. Because society told me it was time to be a grown up (when all I really wanted to be was a ToysRUs kid) 7. They stopped inviting me. 6. Yeah .. well .. hey, dude! Is this like a multiple choice question, man? 5. I was beginning to look like Keith Richards. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Top Ten Reasons you quit partying TOO much. 10. Those nasty headaches. 9. Parole officer's orders 8. Because society told me it was time to be a grown up (when all I really wanted to be was a ToysRUs kid) 7. They stopped inviting me. 6. Yeah .. well .. hey, dude! Is this like a multiple choice question, man? 5. I was beginning to look like Keith Richards. 4. 4 out of 5 dentists I surveyed told me that if I continued to drink to the point of hurling, it would be bad for my teeth. I like having teeth. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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