RonJonSurfer Posted February 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Top Ten Excuse for Missing Work The Day After The Super Bowl. 10. Some guys next door were watching some kind of game and their noise level was so high I couldn't sleep so I'm too tired to come in today. 9. I hurt myself when hubby tackled me after the last play of the game... 8. My liver hurts. 7. I've got a lot of Ticker Tape to make. 6. I'm busy sculpting my statue of the miraculous Manning to Tyree pass. 5. I'm attending a funeral. (Just to rub it in for Pats fans) 4. Gisele Bündchen called me after the game. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Top Ten Excuse for Missing Work The Day After The Super Bowl. 10. Some guys next door were watching some kind of game and their noise level was so high I couldn't sleep so I'm too tired to come in today. 9. I hurt myself when hubby tackled me after the last play of the game... 8. My liver hurts. 7. I've got a lot of Ticker Tape to make. 6. I'm busy sculpting my statue of the miraculous Manning to Tyree pass. 5. I'm attending a funeral. (Just to rub it in for Pats fans) 4. Gisele Bündchen called me after the game. 3. Well not so much just today in fact consider this my official leave of absence, my husband like a fool bet BIG really really Big on the Pats and owes his bookie Vinnie "the muscle" Blanco a wad of loot......we're laying low for a while till it cools down a bit 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Top Ten Excuse for Missing Work The Day After The Super Bowl. 10. Some guys next door were watching some kind of game and their noise level was so high I couldn't sleep so I'm too tired to come in today. 9. I hurt myself when hubby tackled me after the last play of the game... 8. My liver hurts. 7. I've got a lot of Ticker Tape to make. 6. I'm busy sculpting my statue of the miraculous Manning to Tyree pass. 5. I'm attending a funeral. (Just to rub it in for Pats fans) 4. Gisele Bündchen called me after the game. 3. Well not so much just today in fact consider this my official leave of absence, my husband like a fool bet BIG really really Big on the Pats and owes his bookie Vinnie "the muscle" Blanco a wad of loot......we're laying low for a while till it cools down a bit 2. I bet the farm on the Patriots! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top Ten Excuse for Missing Work The Day After The Super Bowl. 10. Some guys next door were watching some kind of game and their noise level was so high I couldn't sleep so I'm too tired to come in today. 9. I hurt myself when hubby tackled me after the last play of the game... 8. My liver hurts. 7. I've got a lot of Ticker Tape to make. 6. I'm busy sculpting my statue of the miraculous Manning to Tyree pass. 5. I'm attending a funeral. (Just to rub it in for Pats fans) 4. Gisele Bündchen called me after the game. 3. Well not so much just today in fact consider this my official leave of absence, my husband like a fool bet BIG really really Big on the Pats and owes his bookie Vinnie "the muscle" Blanco a wad of loot......we're laying low for a while till it cools down a bit 2. I bet the farm on the Patriots! 1. Me? I just hate this f _ _ _ ing job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentines Day Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentines Day Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentines Day Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- Dr. Phil's "Shape Up" bars. 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentines Day Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- Dr. Phil's "Shape Up" bars. 7- The "How To Lose 25 lbs. In a Month" book 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentines Day Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- Dr. Phil's "Shape Up" bars. 7- The "How To Lose 25 lbs. In a Month" book 6- A Christmas card 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentines Day Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- Dr. Phil's "Shape Up" bars. 7- The "How To Lose 25 lbs. In a Month" book 6- A Christmas card 5- The complete set of The Biggest Loser DVD's. 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentines Day Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- Dr. Phil's "Shape Up" bars. 7- The "How To Lose 25 lbs. In a Month" book 6- A Christmas card 5- The complete set of The Biggest Loser DVD's. 4- Econo-size of Clearasil. 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentine's Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- Dr. Phil's "Shape Up" bars. 7- The "How To Lose 25 lbs. In a Month" book 6- A Christmas card 5- The complete set of The Biggest Loser DVD's. 4- Econo-size of Clearasil. 3- Gonorrhoea 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentine's Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- Dr. Phil's "Shape Up" bars. 7- The "How To Lose 25 lbs. In a Month" book 6- A Christmas card 5- The complete set of The Biggest Loser DVD's. 4- Econo-size of Clearasil. 3- Gonorrhoea 2- PMS pills 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Bad Valentine's Gifts 10-Candle-lit dinner for two at Arby's. 9- A vaccuum cleaner 8- Dr. Phil's "Shape Up" bars. 7- The "How To Lose 25 lbs. In a Month" book 6- A Christmas card 5- The complete set of The Biggest Loser DVD's. 4- Econo-size of Clearasil. 3- Gonorrhoea 2- PMS pills 1- Divorce papers ================================================= Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. Uhhhhhhh… 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. Uhhhhhhh… 7. great inspiration for comedians and satirists all around the world 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. Uhhhhhhh… 7. great inspiration for comedians and satirists all around the world 6. Uh, yeah, what he said. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. Uhhhhhhh… 7. great inspiration for comedians and satirists all around the world 6. Uh, yeah, what he said. 5. Kept Kerry out of office. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. Uhhhhhhh… 7. great inspiration for comedians and satirists all around the world 6. Uh, yeah, what he said. 5. Kept Kerry out of office. 4. Brought the Republican Party to a low point that maybe rivals the Nixon Era. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Yeah, that was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Well, I guess that depends on if you've had the disease or know somebody that has had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. Uhhhhhhh… 7. great inspiration for comedians and satirists all around the world 6. Uh, yeah, what he said. 5. Kept Kerry out of office. 4. Brought the Republican Party to a low point that maybe rivals the Nixon Era. 3. The new Fiesta Platter at Taco Bell 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. Uhhhhhhh… 7. great inspiration for comedians and satirists all around the world 6. Uh, yeah, what he said. 5. Kept Kerry out of office. 4. Brought the Republican Party to a low point that maybe rivals the Nixon Era. 3. The new Fiesta Platter at Taco Bell 2. He covered up for Cheany's goofs in the white house. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top Ten Achievements of George W. Bush During His Two Terms as President 10. I can't think of any; maybe the next person can. 9. Ummmmmm, nope I have nothing either 8. Uhhhhhhh… 7. great inspiration for comedians and satirists all around the world 6. Uh, yeah, what he said. 5. Kept Kerry out of office. 4. Brought the Republican Party to a low point that maybe rivals the Nixon Era. 3. The new Fiesta Platter at Taco Bell 2. He covered up for Cheany's goofs in the white house. 1. He learned how to pronounce "nuclear" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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