Uncle Joe Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year. 1. ANY man wearing a speedo. 2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension . 3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit. 4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are ! 5. Slightly exposed pubic hair. 6. David Hasselhoff. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year. 1. ANY man wearing a speedo. 2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension . 3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit. 4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are ! 5. Slightly exposed pubic hair. 6. David Hasselhoff. 7. A tidal wave. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year. 1. ANY man wearing a speedo. 2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension . 3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit. 4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are ! 5. Slightly exposed pubic hair. 6. David Hasselhoff. 7. A tidal wave. 8. Body parts. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year. 1. ANY man wearing a speedo. 2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension . 3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit. 4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are ! 5. Slightly exposed pubic hair. 6. David Hasselhoff. 7. A tidal wave. 8. Body parts. 9. Sharps, jellyfishes or people with the radio on. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year. 1. ANY man wearing a speedo. 2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension . 3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit. 4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are ! 5. Slightly exposed pubic hair. 6. David Hasselhoff. 7. A tidal wave. 8. Body parts. 9. Sharps, jellyfishes or people with the radio on. 10. Cellphones Somebody please start a new one. I'm going to see my new grandaughter who will be delivered this morning via C-Section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 I hope all goes well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. 8. 7. 6 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. 7. 6 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent 7. 6 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent 7. Britney 6 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent 7. Britney 6. ?uestlove 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 And just for the record, I kinda like the name "Cheesesteak". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent 7. Britney 6. ?uestlove 5. Apple 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent 7. Britney 6. ?uestlove 5. Apple 4. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, or Betty Jo 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent 7. Britney 6. ?uestlove 5. Apple 4. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, or Betty Jo 3. Socks 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent 7. Britney 6. ?uestlove 5. Apple 4. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, or Betty Jo 3. Socks 2. The Baby Formerly Known As Unnamed . 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named 10. Sammy 9. Cheesesteak 8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent 7. Britney 6. ?uestlove 5. Apple 4. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, or Betty Jo 3. Socks 2. The Baby Formerly Known As Unnamed . 1. Velveeta Edited March 15, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3. Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3. He can hoola dance. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing. 4. He can hoola dance. 5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing. 4. He can hoola dance. 5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates. 6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing. 4. He can hoola dance. 5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates. 6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions. 7. The voting public is confused. They think he's one of the girls. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing. 4. He can hoola dance. 5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates. 6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions. 7. The voting public is confused. They think he's one of the girls. 8. America wants him to be able to afford clothes that fit, so he doesn't have to wear his sister's clothes. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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