RonJonSurfer Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 (edited) Let's see if this improves the fuctionality of this wildly popular game..... Here's a newer game that is based on David Letterman's nightly Top 10 List. We'll start with "The Top 10 (blank) and fill in a list of 10 wildly humorous answers. See Dave's Top Ten Reasons Britney should not have any more kids..in the News section for an example....wildly hilarious, right?? I want everybody to contribute. All of you of the witty retort gang....get your butt's over here and contribute. All you have to do is copy and paste the list from the last post into a new one and add your answer to the list. the person who gives the number one reason must start the next Top 10. If you don't...who cares, somebody else do it. I'll start with a very general topic: THE TOP 10 REASONS EMPLOYERS HATE SONGFACTS? 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited August 26, 2008 by Guest title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 THE TOP 10 REASONS EMPLOYERS HATE SONGFACTS? 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 Kevin - that one escapes me, since I don't have a love life, what's to be sorted? You know something I don't? Hmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 -- I'm Afraid of American ( women ) : Kevin /Bowie ( I helped him a bit when he was drunk ) I’m Afraid of American ( women ) : Johnny’s in america, low-tech’s at the Wheel No-one needs anyone, they don’t even Just pretend Johnny’s in america I’m afraid of american ( women ) I’m afraid of the world I’m afraid I can’t help it I’m afraid I can’t Johnny’s in america Johnny wants a brain, johnny wants to Suck on a coke Johnny wants a woman, johnny wants To think of a joke Johnny’s in america I’m afraid of american ( women ) I’m afraid of the world I’m afraid I can’t help it I’m afraid I can’t Johnny’s in america Johnny’s in america, johnny looks up at The stars Johnny combs his hair and johnny Wants pussy and cars Johnny’s in america I’m afraid of american( women ) I’m afraid of the world I’m afraid I can’t help it I’m afraid I can’t Johnny’s in america God is an american I’m afraid of american ( women ) I’m afraid of the world I’m afraid I can’t help it I’m afraid I can’t I’m afraid of american ( women ) I’m afraid of the words I’m afraid I can’t help it I’m afraid I can’t Johnny’s in america Johnny’s in america-------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 Ahh ! Back to the game which Shawna ( note all ! ) so rudely interrupted ! THE TOP 10 REASONS EMPLOYERS HATE SONGFACTS? 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories . 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories . 7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts : 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories . 7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose. 6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey " 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts : 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories . 7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose. 6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey " 5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then? 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts : 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories . 7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose. 6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey " 5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then? 4. They know we talk about them here, and they can't figure out how to get to songfacts to see what we are saying about them. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts : 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories . 7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose. 6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey " 5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then? 4. They know we talk about them here, and they can't figure out how to get to songfacts to see what we are saying about them. 3. Having to figure out if the company benefits package includes trips to the insane asylum because their workers keep laughing at their monitors while on Songfacts. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts : 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories . 7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose. 6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey " 5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then? 4. They know we talk about them here, and they can't figure out how to get to songfacts to see what we are saying about them. 3. Having to figure out if the company benefits package includes trips to the insane asylum because their workers keep laughing at their monitors while on Songfacts. 2. HeeHee good one Peachy...They are tired of cleaning up the soda that gets spewed on the monitor so often. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top 10 reasons employers hate Songfacts : 10. They are jealous that they aren't goofing off here. 9. They're paying you to sort out Shawna's love life ! ( ducking ) 8. Having to quell all the rumors started from RJ 's B.S. 'news' stories . 7. The 30,000 employee working hours they lose. 6. Staff planting earworms in the office after humming the latest Top 10 winners . " Sugar , Sugar , ah , honey , honey " 5. Because they cannot post here. If they did, everybody at work would follow their example and will be posting here, bosses, employees and everybody. What would become of the country then? 4. They know we talk about them here, and they can't figure out how to get to songfacts to see what we are saying about them. 3. Having to figure out if the company benefits package includes trips to the insane asylum because their workers keep laughing at their monitors while on Songfacts. 2. HeeHee good one Peachy...They are tired of cleaning up the soda that gets spewed on the monitor so often. 1. Although there is 26 hours a week logged in overtime, nothing gets done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Razor badaboom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 If it's my turn to come up with a list because I finished last one, then someone else start it cause I'm drawing a blank (feeling too sick) thanks kids!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9] 8] 7] 6] 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9]They make everyone else feel smarter. 8] 7] 6] 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9]They make everyone else feel smarter. 8] They taste like chicken 7] 6] 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9]They make everyone else feel smarter. 8] They taste like chicken 7] It comes with a money back guarantee. 6] 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9]They make everyone else feel smarter. 8] They taste like chicken 7] It comes with a money back guarantee. 6] New avatars to check out . 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9]They make everyone else feel smarter. 8] They taste like chicken 7] It comes with a money back guarantee. 6] New avatars to check out . 5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate. 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9]They make everyone else feel smarter. 8] They taste like chicken 7] It comes with a money back guarantee. 6] New avatars to check out . 5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate. 4] To see their reply when Sammy tells them they gotta pay. 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 s with a money back guarantee. 6] New avatars to check out . 5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate. 4] To see their reply when Sammy tells them they gotta pay. 3] They know everything about downloading music 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9]They make everyone else feel smarter. 8] They taste like chicken 7] It comes with a money back guarantee. 6] New avatars to check out . 5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate. 4] To see their reply when Sammy tells them they gotta pay. 3]They know everything about downloading music 2]More opinions for Namahage to make fun of. 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Top Ten Reasons Why We Love New Songfactors: 10] They're just so polite. 9]They make everyone else feel smarter. 8] They taste like chicken 7] It comes with a money back guarantee. 6] New avatars to check out . 5] Sharp, crisp, clean minds to deviate. 4] To see their reply when Sammy tells them they gotta pay. 3]They know everything about downloading music 2]More opinions for Namahage to make fun of. 1]They contribute soooo much to Songfacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Top Ten Topics For The Jerry Springer Show: 10 You're Uncle is your Daddy too...On the next Springer... 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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