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PeterPrinciple

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karaoke to me is only fun when I go with a group of people - including my nephew, who sings about as well as me, and is even a bigger Roger fan than me (astonishing, innit?) - and at some point of the night we all sing (as a group) "Banditos" by the Refreshments.

I always leave with my face hurting from laughing so much. :grin:

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I think its time for a couple songs...

Neal McCoy - Billys Got His Beer Goggles On

"Awww Yah!

Billy’s at the bar, he’s been there all night

First ten beers he’s had, since her goodbye

HEY! HEY!

She left him broke, in his new truck

He don’t smoke, but he lights one up

Temporary fix, for his heartache

He’s hurting bad, but he’s feeling great

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird

Singing off pitch but he knows every word

Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight

He’s chasing everything in sight

He’ll fall apart when he gets home

But right now his worries are gone

Life looks good, good, good

Billy’s got his beer goggles on

Hey!

Lot of drunks, get real mean

They’ll pick a fight, over anything

Billy wants to laugh, that’s why he’s here

You won’t see him cry, unless you spill his beer

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird

Singing off pitch but he knows every word

Grabs him another girl and he holds on tight

Now he’s chasing everything in sight

He’ll fall apart when he gets home

Right now his worries are gone

Life looks good, good, good

Billy’s got his beer goggles……. on

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird

Singing off pitch but he knows every word

Grabs him another girl he hold on tight

He don’t see ugly

Through blood shot eyes

He’ll fall apart when he gets home

But right now his worries are gone

Cause life looks good, good, good

So good, good, good,

Life looks good, good, good

Billy’s got his beer goggles…….on

Toby Keith - Runnin' Block

My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be

He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me

She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town

They're lookin' for a good time

They're fun to be around

I said what do she look like?

He scratched his head and stated

"She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated.

We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine

and really double date 'em

Then take 'em back to the motel six and

Try to seperate 'em.

They showed up in a pick up

They were right on time

His was kinda heafty

But not half as big as mine

I'm runnin' block

Turn the lights down low

Runnin' block

Don't want know one to know

That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215

Sometimes you got to bow up

And take one for the team

She cleaned her plate at dinner

Then she ate what's left of mine

Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine

She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig

I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big

You know why?

'Cuz my brother's havin' a party

Thought you outta know

He's got coeds swimmin naked

The reason i can't go

is

repeat chorus

Now bow up boys!

When we got back to the motel I kicked up my feet

And she put me in a headlock and said, "Snuggle up with me."

My Buddy finished early and when he walked through the door

I was layin there half-naked, she had me pinned down to the floor

Son I can't believe you caught me

With this big ole jelly roll

You'll laugh at me tomorrow

But you can't ever tell a soul

Cause

repeat chorus

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