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Dang, I thought this was gonna be something naughty... :P

Laurie, I'll need to see you after class please. :smirk:

That´s all, Mike? :shades: I expected something else... :)

This was just a test.

If this experiment works, the next thread I start will be... "All the woman LEAVE YOUR CLOTHS ON" :blush:

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I just hovered over the title to find out what it said.

After that I had to come in to tell you that you have an excessively large amount of time on your hands.

Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool

Got the twelve o'clock news blues

And Ive given up hope on the afternoon soaps

And a bottle of cold brew

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? is it any wonder I'm sane at all

Well I'm so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it

I go out cruisin' but Ive no place to go and all night to get there

Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?

Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?

Is it any wonder Ive got

Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity

Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity

Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

Well, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve the worlds problems

Without even trying

I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends

That is, as long as I'm buying

Is it any wonder I'm not the president

(hes not the president)

Is it any wonder I'm null and void?

Is it any wonder Ive got

Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity

Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity

Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

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or how about this one:

Longview ~ Green Day

I Sit around and watch the tube

but, nothings on

I Change the channels for an hour or two

Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit

I'm sick of all the same old sh*t

In a house with unlocked doors

And I'm f*cking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored I'm going blind

And I smell like sh*t

Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving

I sure as hell can't do it by myself

I'm feeling like a dog in heat

Barred indoors from the summer street

I locked the door to my own cell

And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored I'm going blind

And I smell like sh*t

I got no motivation

where is my motivation

no time for motivation

smoking my inspiration

I Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling

Call me pathetic, call me what you will

My mother says to get a job

But she don't like the one she's got

When masturbation's lost its fun

You're f*cking breaking

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored

I'm going blind

And loneliness has to suffice

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Slipping away to paradise

Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind."

But it's just a myth...

:grin: ;) :grin:

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