MarcM Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Who wouldn't prefer a warm speculum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Did you know that in Hebden Bridge (the town closest to us) the surgery carries a stock of extra-long speculi. Apparently the local ladies have by way of genetics a particularly deep snatch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Did you know that in Hebden Bridge (the town closest to us) ... Hebden Bridge is nowhere near Wakefield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Deep Snatch Speculum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I lived in Wakefield until 3 years ago... I keep that as my location as there are a lot of dodgy characters on't net.. I think you know what I am saying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Who are you calling "dodgy"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Wakefield Protection Program Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 P.O.E. - Purity Of Essence.....from Dr Strangelove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Hey, Marc, you're good at this stuff. Keep'em coming! Deep Snatch Speculum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I keep that as my location as there are a lot of dodgy characters on't net.. You mean, like, people who find out where you live, then want to come and visit you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 That's them... lol I don't want anybody to know I am really a lady lesbian vicar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Lady Lesbian Vicar..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 With an excess of body hair and a penchant for gargling 'Onward Christian Soldiers' whilst dining on hairy clam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Now there is a vivid image! And a good band name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 With an excess of body hair and a penchant for gargling 'Onward Christian Soldiers' whilst dining on hairy clam... So you did see Ann Widdecombe on TV last night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 With all my galumphing down in that anagram game, I've discovered that the jumbling of actual artists' names or song titles has fantastic potential for generating something new and definitely different: Jet Ski MuleLost Bubble MotelEthanol CurryNew To LipstickDoggone Hat KlanTony Double GoshThe Siamese GirdleREO Swim LessonRandy Soviet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Pimples For Algernon or Acne For Algernon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 'Pluke' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Some great suggestions here chaps: keep 'em coming. Bazooka: your anagrams Good stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Here's more (semi-precious) 'gems' culled from the Anagram This thread [Open 24/7] : Crab Doo Taco Andean TechSuave As The BroomThe Very Short RebelReginald Negro and these are 'partials' (the premium pieces of longer anagrams) Headset AfireNeon UglyIowa Gang RomeoAthlete Limbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 a bit long but I like-Your Pants Will Be Ready on Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 a bit long but I like-Your Pants Will Be Ready on Friday. I neglected to mention: although it's a bit long, I like this one too. But substituting "Pants" for "trousers" for the sake of the UK audience. (Pants = undercrackers, shreddies, Y-fronts, etc. Ordinarily, one wouldn't send these to the dry-cleaners...) If it doesn't make it as the band name, I will endeavour to create a song with this title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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