daslied Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 I'm killing myself trying to think of something clever to respond to this story, but it really speaks for itself. She's a &^%*-ing moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted November 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Yeah, I should've just left the actual headline as the topic title. I'm no Ron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 I would go with "Vodka Scarfed, Paris Barfed, Joshua Larfed"....but that's just me. "Joshua views, while Paris spews" was a contender and i didn't even add in brews, subdues, clues, loos, lose, phews, fuse, cue, hew or moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 A clever janitor would have listed the 'product' on eBay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 A really clever janitor would have encased it in lucite, divided it into 100 blocks and then sold it on EBay 100 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted November 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Damn it Ron, I should've consulted you. I couldn't come up with a good one for "spew". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 If you're gonna spew, spew into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 ^^^ what she said ^^^ This is how you guys spend your days? Darn it I love a good barf conversation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 First time she heard herself sing and, naturally, that's what happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I think this belongs in this thread: http://forum.songfacts.com/showtopic.php?tid/141437/tp/1/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Why yes, Paris..... THIS is the way true rock stars behave on stage. They don't puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Actually, when my dad went to see Ozzy Osbourne in college, that's exactly what happened. Ozzy went onstage, started to sing, puked all over the stage, and had to be dragged off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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