RonJonSurfer Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 We have several random thought topics, but I thought this concept might be good for some humor. If you see or hear something during the day that strikes you as funny...let us know: Driving home from work yesterday, I saw a truck from the S&M Cement Service.....for some reason that struck me as funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 While dropping my daughter off at daycare this morning, I heard this nugget from another room: "Get out of the lamp!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 While dropping my daughter off at daycare this morning, I heard this nugget from another room: "Get out of the lamp!!" They were speaking to either Barbara Eden or a light bulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Or a genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 That would be Barbara Eden!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 A genie would've been great, but it was merely an unruly toddler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Written on the Special K breakfast bar wrapper. "Strawberry Flavored Fruit Pieces". What the eff does that mean. I mean.... did they infuse strawberry flavoring into apple pieces? Why not just say 'with real strawberries"? Why would you make one piece of fruit taste like some other piece of fruit? Seems like too much trouble, no? The whole thing leaves me suspicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Kinda like instructions on how to make Pop Tarts... Its really not hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 I was sitting in my car in the parking lot, waiting for my daughter to get out of work...It was raining a little bit and I saw someone pull into the handicapped parking space....he put his official tag up on the mirror...the door opened and he ran....yep he ran just fine all the way to the door.....that struck me funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 I guess this thread will be heavily populated by "cute/funny things that children say", but anyway.... Today in the supermarket: due to time-pressures I am allowing my 4 year old to eat his lunch from a lunchbox whilst sitting in the trolley. Part-way round he says, "Daddy, can I go and look on the Halloween aisle?", to which I jauntily reply, "Of course you can, sweetheart". Most unusually, he responds to this by saying in his rather-babyish-for-a-4year old-voice, "Thankyou...I love you, daddy". At this point a couple of old dears, who have heard this sickly-sweet exchange start cooing, my cold heart melts and I give him an appreciative kiss on the forehead. As we move along the aisle, by way of explanation, and still within earshot of the old dears, he adds, "I love anybody who does what I want...." Dunno if that's funny or not, but it made me laugh.* (*Not as much as last night's episode of "Extras", which is still making me laugh today.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 THIS is why I'm terrified of children... THIS is IT!! They appear all sweet and innocent but they are NOOooooooOOOOT.... children are scary because... they can control adults! I KNOW they can... I do it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 THIS is why I'm terrified of children... THIS is IT!! They appear all sweet and innocent but they are NOOooooooOOOOT.... children are scary because... they can control adults! I KNOW they can... I do it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 ^ Farin! As a mother of a soon to be 3 year old, I must tell E-A and Radhi that your instincts are spot on. My formerly sweet, precious angel has turned in Linda Blair, complete with head spinning and vomiting of pea soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Farin, I remember that movie. It was Village Of The Damned, right? Nasty little buggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 This was a line in a commercial for an Octoberfest, I just lost it! "Music with Richard Weiner, and be sure to sign up for cornhole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 I dropped my daughter off at school today (8th grade) and saw a kid pull up on a retro stingray bike, complete with chrome extended forks (the front wheel was small and at least 3 feet in front of the handle bars. It had a long banana seat with a long sissy bar on the back....a classic and it made me laugh seeing a kid on it 35 years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Farin, I remember that movie. It was Village Of The Damned, right? Nasty little buggers. yes, that's the one I think there was a remake in the 90's too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Bumper sticker seen on the back of a Volkswagen Beetle: "Buy American" (The owner of the Beetle didn't!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 As I'm walking though beautiful downtown Savannah, GA, with a comically oversized pizza, every other person I pass comments with either "Hey, is that a pizza?" or "That's a big pizza!". So I say now to all of them: "VERY FUNNY." And don't come between a drunkard and his pizza late at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 From a Stouffer's frozen food commercial: "Tastes like it was made with fresh!" think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 this struck me as funny, too. I saw it on "Two and a half men" the other night. You know - Peaches' favorite of all her favorite shows. The mom in the show went in for some botox on her lips and came home with her lips cartoonically fattened out. The housekeeper looked at her and deadpanned,"What did you do, fellate a beehive?" I know, I'm a sick sick person. But that was a funny, funny line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 It struck me as funny...that yesterday, johnnyguitar posted on Songfacts for the first time in 3 months. His post, consisting of only two words on his part, was deleted. At this rate, I wonder if he ever will "come again"? (to Songfacts, I mean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 this struck me as funny, too. I saw it on "Two and a half men" the other night. You know - Peaches' favorite of all her favorite shows. The mom in the show went in for some botox on her lips and came home with her lips cartoonically fattened out. The housekeeper looked at her and deadpanned,"What did you do, fellate a beehive?" I know, I'm a sick sick person. But that was a funny, funny line. I think "According to Jim" is worse than "Two and a Half Men". At least Duckie is on it...that's good for something. That line is hilarious. I did not realize they could use the word fellate on TV. Veddy interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 I did not realize they could use the word fellate on TV. Are we allowed to use it on Songfacts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Hmmmm. Uh uh, nope, not ganna do it. It'd be too easy. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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