MarcM Posted October 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 We become old only when regrets take the place of dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 We live in an age where truth is so poorly lit, that it becomes almost impossible to become enlightened. (Mike, I like your signature. It reminds me of Professor Frink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 ^^^^ From Pink Floyd "Breathe". Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 "If you dream about peeing, you should probably wake up and go pee." Daslied, 10-24-06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*cking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f*cking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f*ck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f*cking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*cked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? ~ Trainspotting (I don't know why, I just wanted to quote something from that movie... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Everybody talks, people rarely say a word. ~ Roger Clyne (Uh, Farin... you missed one of your "f" words...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 "The horror! The horror!" -Kurtz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 (Uh, Farin... you missed one of your "f" words...) upps, sorry... but it's too late to change it now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Sitting on my own not by myself everybody's here with me I don't need to touch your face to know I don't need to use my eyes to see -Cat Stevens-Ssitting/ Catch Bull At Four- But then of course he says.... Life is like a maze of doors and they all open from the side you're on Just keep on pushin' hard boy Try as you may you're gonna wind up where you started from. The anti-wiscom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 I, for one, am horrified. I'll have to petition the Big Guy on this one. Where shall I send the basket where your head will land after being separated from your body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 please send it to the guys that make the "Parental Advisory" stickers they can hang it in their trophy room as a warning to any bad language user... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Actually, Farin missed 2 of his "f" words. Being the prudish and uptight person that I am, I fixed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 were they broken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Where I grew up, a lot of people thought it hilarious or degrading to call someone, "Pig Farmer!" Yet I noticed nearly all the same people just loved BLT sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 At bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvellously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time. Friedrich Nietzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 'Most men lead lives of quiet desperation...and go to the grave with the song still in them'...Thoreaux. Don't do it folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 I thought men went to their graves to get some peace and quiet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 There is a great deal more to be learned in life by struggling to find an answer than from being given the solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 Aim for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars... Yeah, right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Though they are termed "The Terrible Twos," in retrospect, that year seems tame compared to the period of time when my child's grandest aspirations were aquiring an automobile and a fake ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but they pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. ~ Sir Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 How much of the past can you hold onto and still have room to embrace the present? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 God wants fruit of faith, not religous nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I like that! But why do I have to be a fruit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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