PSYCHOcatholic Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Songs That You Think are Funny whether they be parodies or not. A Toby Keith song that i just think is hilarious is Runnin Block My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town They're lookin' for a good time They're fun to be around I said what do she look like? He scratched his head and stated "She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated. We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine and really double date 'em Then take 'em back to the motel six and Try to seperate 'em. They showed up in a pick up They were right on time His was kinda heafty But not half as big as mine I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215 Sometimes you got to bow up And take one for the team She cleaned her plate at dinner Then she ate what's left of mine Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big You know why? 'Cuz my brother's havin' a party Thought you outta know He's got coeds swimmin naked The reason i can't go is repeat chorus They dont have to be your faves, just songs you think are funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 I find Lee Marvin's "Wand'rin' Star" wildly amusing. I don't think I'm supposed to, but I can't help myself. The backing vocals, in particular, make me chortle helplessly. The lyric is good, too. I've never seen the film "Paint Your Wagon" from which the performance originates, (so I believe): listening to this conjures up images I'd like to keep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Every Sperm is sacred ~ Monty Python DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood! CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Does the name "Richard Cheese" ring any bells? Add some "Weird" Al Yankovic and the Dr. Demento line-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Yeah, Richard Cheese is the "Lounge Against The Machine" guy. His version of "Closer" is pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Richard Cheese? Oh, the name alone is so comedic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTallOne Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Stephen Lynch has a sick, demented mind but makes wildly funny music. A**hole by Denis Leary also comes to mind. Monty Python has too many to name: Accountancy Shanty Eric the Half A Bee The Camelot Song The Tale of Sir Robin Always Look on the Bright Side of Life The Lumberjack Song The Money Song I'm So Worried I Like Chinese The Galaxy Song The Bruces Philosepher SOng The Spam Song I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio All Things Dull and Ugly Other favorites: Springtime for Hitler No Sex In The Champange Room Ice Ice Baby U Can't Touch This (or all MC Hammer, for that matter) ANd Goldie Lookin Chain is sweet, and the song "Self Suicide" is hilarious, as well are most of theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 A**hole by Denis Leary also comes to mind. I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time saying how about this heat? I'm an a**hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 More Than a Feeling is pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_s_1987 Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 I'm still wondering whether or not I should nominate A**hole for the Songfactors' Choice Top Ten... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 I always get a kick out of Zappa's "St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Just about anything by The Bonzo Dog Band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 "Jazz Discharge Party Hats" - Frank Zappa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 A variety of country artists have recorded this song - Put Another Log on the Fire Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. And go out to the car and change the tire. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe And then go fetch my slippers. And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire babe, And come & tell me why you're leaving me. Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday? And don't I warn you when you're gettin fat? Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday? Well, a man can't love a woman more than that. And ain't I always nice to your kid sister? Don't I take her driving every night? So, sit here at my feet cause I like you when you're sweet, And you know it ain't feminine to fight. So, put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. And go out to the car and change the tire. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe And then go fetch my slippers. And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire babe, And come & tell me why you're leaving me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Bluesy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 One of the funniest songs ever must be "Put The Bone In" by Terry Jacks. (It was the B-side of his other comedy classic "Seasons In The Sun"). Not familiar? It opens with: "Put the bone in", she asked him at the store, "For my doggy's been hit by a car. And I do want to take him home something. Put the bone in", she begged him once more.... The meat from the pork is sweet. Give the bone from the pork-meat to me...." And so on. Great stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 B-f! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Here's a double-entendre song from - Julia Lee & Her Boyfriends it's called The Spinach Song Spinach has vitamins A, B & D But spinach never appealed to me But one day while having dinner with a guy I decided to give it a try I didn't like it the first time It was so new to me I didn't like it the first time I was so young you see I used to run away from the stuff But now somehow, I can't get enough I didn't like it the first time Oh how it grew on me I didn't like it the first time I had it on a date Although the first was the worst time Right now I think it's great Somehow it's always hittin' the spot Especially when they bring it in hot I didn't like it the first time But oh how it grew on me [instrumental break] I didn't like it the first time I thought it was so strange I wasn't gettin' much younger So I just made the change No longer is the stuff on the shelf Cause now I make a pig of myself I didn't like it the first time But oh how it grew on me [instrumental break] I didn't like it the first time When I was just sixteen I didn't like it the first time Guess I was mighty green But I've stocked up, cause I've gotten wise I've got enough for two dozen guys I didn't like it the first time But oh how it grew on me I didn't like it the first time But oh how it grew on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted September 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 There was a band called "Juice" at the Big Spring Jam tonight...they had two songs that were funny. One is "I have a Suspicion theres another man been eatin in my kitchen" second - Clean Underwear! They opened up for Boyz II Men and Kool and the Gang CEEEEEELABRAAATION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 This is my favorite of all Christmas songs. (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear Lacy things the wife is missin' Didn't ask her permission I'm wearin' her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear In the store there's a teddy Little straps like spaghetti It holds me so tight Like handcuffs at night Walkin' 'round in women's underwear In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown He'll say, "How's tonight?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town." Later on, if you wanna We can dress like Madonna Put on some eyeshade And join the parade Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Lacy things... missin' Didn't ask... permission Wearin' her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielj Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Ultimate Comedy Song -Carrot Juice Is Murder - Arrogant Worms Listen up, brothers and sisters Come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature Trapped in the dirt like a jail / G D Em / C D G / : Vegetables live in oppression Served on our tables each night This killing of veggies is madness I say we take up the fight Salads are only for murderers Cole slaw's a fascist regime Don't think that they don't have feelings Just 'cause a radish can't scream / D - G / / / C - D / {Refrain} I've heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell Let's call a spade a spade, it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade / G D Em - / C G D - / 1st / C D G - / : I saw a man eating celery So I beat him black and blue If he ever touches a sprout again I'll bite him clean in two I'm a political prisoner Trapped in a windowless cage 'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips By killing five men in a rage I told the judge when he sentenced me "This is my finest hour I'll kill those farmers again Just to save one more cauliflower" {Refrain} How low as people do we dare to stoop Making young broccolis bleed in the soup Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes Set potted plants free, don't mash that potato, ah / Am - Em - / C - G - / 1st / C - D - / I've heard the screams of the vegetables scream scream scream Watching their skins being peeled fates in the stir fry are sealed Grated and steamed with no mercy you fat gourmet scum How do you think that feels leave them out in the fields Carrot juice constitutes murder V8's genocide Greenhouses prisons for slaves yes your compost's a grave It's time to stop all this gardening take up macramé Let's call a spade a spade it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judo Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Remember hearing this one on the radio not sure who the signer is Check this out : http://www.mamarocks.com/i_am_my_own_grandpa.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 -Carrot Juice Is Murder - Arrogant Worms Listen up, brothers and sisters Come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature Trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegetables live in oppression Served on our tables each night This killing of veggies is madness I say we take up the fight... All we are saying is "Give Peas A Chance". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 ERNIE (THE FASTEST MILKMAN IN THE WEST) Benny Hill - 1971 You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground, And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round. And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest, His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue, She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22. They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic, But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week. They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart," And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart. He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best," She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest." That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man, Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van. He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread, And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head. She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right, You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night." He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way, And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day. Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door, It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four. And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course, And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse. Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr) And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west. Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand, He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man." "Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied, "And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side." Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun, They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun. But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned, And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand. Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart, And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart. And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust, Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust. Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die, And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky. Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned, And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land. But a woman's needs are many-fold and Sue: she married Ted, But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed. Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate? Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate? They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Dude, it's Benny Hill... it's automatically funny no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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