Rayzor Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 What does Elizabeth Taylor have to guard the mansion? Guy Smiley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 What is Girl Frowney's husband's name? An external hard drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 What do the ladies call my stick shift? Rat Salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 What do the ladies call your floor mats? Sour minge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 What answer makes no sense to any question I can think of today? Goofy Grape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 What is Barney's favorite flavor of Funny Face drink mix? Ship Of Fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 What do they call cruise for Alumni of Barnum and Bailey Clown College? Tears on my pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Do your tears dry on their own? Smoked rashers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 What's the very best way to serve rashers? Combination safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 What did I get with my combo meal from Burger King? A bag of jelly sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 What is generally a bad nickname for your girlfriend? Saturday in the Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Where and when does Rayzor dress up as a trash can? Online dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 What it is it called when I get to close to the young later in front of me at Dunkin Donuts? Rack 'em up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 What are more sounds of wasted youth? Falling leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 What was the newspaper headline on the November morning after Captain James T. Falling decided to end his month long sit-in protest on the lawn of city hall? Wasted Days and Wasted Nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Later in his life, what did Captain James T. Falling really think about his time on the lawn of city hall? Blind Faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 What is better than drape respect? Stroke me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 What do I utter to often during any round of golf? The joke's on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 What did Ron Jon's father-in-law say after the wedding? Let's go team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 What does Rayzor yell out to his sled dogs to negotiate the early Canadian snows? Bacon and eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 What are the only foods I can cook without setting the kitchen on fire? Hey man, nice shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 What is the cleaned up version of a congratulatory phrase from tonight's NHL match-ups? Frost on the pumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) What's the nicest way to describe Ron's hair? Let's get drunk and stupid Edited November 19, 2014 by Guest spelin iz badd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 What has been the best advice for me when watching my NY Giants Football this season? Backfield in motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 What do today's kids refer to as "twerking"? Same time next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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