Steel2Velvet Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 What is the most common self-defense tactic taught to women? Keep it to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 How did you build such magnificnet forearms? Lay lady lay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Before the censors got hold of the script, what was to be Tramp's opening line to his female co-star in the Disney 1955 animated film classic? A good old-fashioned hoedown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 a late 19th century trollop run over by a stagecoach Head over heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 What kind of choice is that? Flea bitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Most likely result if Mike Tyson jumps on stage at a RHCP show? Didn't I blow your mind this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 What did the hooker say to her best customer when he said he wanted a deeper more cerebral relationship going forward? Toys in the attic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 What do you call the brain in Obama's head? Internal Revenue Service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 What is a financial proctologist? Feels like the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 What was the most outstanding prosecution quote, in the plagiarism trial of Newsweek Magazine? I'm only in it for the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 What isn't Carl's view of Songfacts? I don't know how to love him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Why was Hookers 101 started? The month of May. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 [NOTE: You guys are forcing me to play with myself] When is the unofficial start of summer happening? Beach Blanket Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 What game can we play so Ron won't have to play by himself?.... Summer breeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 What does Ron feel on his bottom while playing with himself in his backyard? Keep your hands to yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Something Ron may or may not do at times. Look out below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 What birds think when the urge hits them That's gonna leave a mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 What happens when the brownies have been spiked with laxatives. Monkey business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 [i want to go on record as saying I am sorry the Ron theme stopped] What will you find on the bottome of a monkey's cage? King Kong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 What does Ron think the opposite of Ding Dong is? Godzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 (I would also like to say picking on Ron was much more fun) Living in Japan, what is Kevin's greatest fear? Click, click, BOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 What is the alternative version of GospelFest? Cool Jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 (I would also like to say picking on Ron was much more fun) Living in Japan, what is Kevin's greatest fear? Click, click, BOOM! OK now I screwed up and passed your post so: What does it sound like to use a Nikon at a dynamite factory? Cool Jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 What is it called when Ron plays with himself in the swimming pool? Keep off the grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 What did the neighbors yell as Ron streaked around the cul-de-sac? Shake and Bake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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