miamisammy29 Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 What do you call deer p*ss mixed with a cup of sugar and a dash of yellow dye #5? Wacky Packages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 What might you find in the jock straps of the ringling Bros. clowns? One if by land, two if by sea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 What is the official Carnival Cruise Line policy concerning passenger barfing? Went yard on that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Gonna Make You Sweat What phrase is used in the lyrics of "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin? Humor. Creating laughter for over 835 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 What is the official Carnival Cruise Line policy concerning passenger barfing? Went yard on that one! What did the announcer say when the QB had a successful sneak? Unlimited ravioli... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 What is Sunday dinner at my parents house. Don't spill the beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 What was Mel Brooks off camera instructions for the campfire scene of Blazing Saddles? Sexy Sadie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 What was Janet Reno's nickname while in law school? I Am The Walrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 What words are far too obvious for Wilford Brimley to ever utter? Old rubber inner tube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 What do people in third-world countries use in place of blow-up sex dolls? 40 days and 40 nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 How many days left to enjoy the Summer of 2013? Get a Coppertone Tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Why did you let that pup pants you on the beach? Can't touch this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 What I tell my two daughter's boyfriends. I got blisters on my fingers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 What excuse will Mark Sanchez have this season? Catch 22. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 What kind of results can one expect over a year's time, during which various co-workers bring 30 different contagious illnesses with them to work? dog days of summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 When does Snoopy prep for his Great Pumpkin gig? All the leaves are brown... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 While looking at the ground in the forest, how can you tell if a bear wiped his ass after doing his business? Show Me The Money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 What my kids never do when i give them cash and expect change back? The final homestand of the season.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 What do I call "Gate Night" as I sit on the front porch, shotgun in hand? I feel so good, I feel so numb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 My thoughts two seconds before the colonoscopy starts. Turn lemons into lemonade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 What did Moses do in Exodus? Bless me father... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 What you ask other people to do when your Dad sneezes? The Fountain of Youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 What do you call a tapped keg? Old friends, new problems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 What do you see on Facebook? Ring of fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 What do engagement rings often become? hot legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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