miamisammy29 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 What was the Zig Zag Man's answer when asked what to do with his new invention? The Caped Crusader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 What is the English translation to that little Arabic sign on Hamid Karzai's desk, at his office in Kabul? Some like it hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 What might be a difference between salsa fans? Monday Night Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 What TV program causes a massive surge in beer drinking and snack munching all over the world? How sweeeeet it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Give an alternate name for The Jackie Gleason Story. Power in the Darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 What is the mantra of the ill endowed male? Reach out of the darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 What were the emergency instructions for millions during the last hurricane? Once I thought I saw you in a crowded hazy bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 What was the husband's lame excuse to his bride of 6 months, when he came home one night with a "Studio 54" stamp on his hand? Call it what you will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 What do you call something that washes up on the beach, and has fish eyes, a duck's bill, nine toes, a dog-like tail, and likes to sing Frank Sinatra tunes? Chock Full O' Nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 What is Washington D.C.? The last day of September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 When is my granddaughter's birthday? Cinco de Mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 What is it called when the grocery store checkout clerk messes up while bagging your 6-pack of Hellmans? Slower than molasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 What has Alex Rodriguez's bat become? Faster than sh*t through a goose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 What is the the amount of time it took to fire Terry Francona. Don't do me like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 What do you say to someone who is a candidate for receiving a copy of the Kama Sutra? The book of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 What is Hustler? Jug of moonshine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin1429030929 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 The first suggested name for the Tea Party. Playing hard to get . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 What is the title of John Holmes' biography? Lean on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin1429030929 Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 What doesn't the Eurozone want Greece to do ? Do or die . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 What was the motto of the strong-armed hairdresser? Indian summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 What does someone from the planet Mercury call a Texas Heat Wave? From the Halls of Montezuma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 How do Monty's immediate family members living in Mexico sign their Christmas greeting cards? Balls to the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Where mine will be stapled, if I ever attempted to cheat on my wife ( I have Not). Baby, you can drive my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Something James Dean should have said on that tragic day in 1955. Breaking up is hard to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 What is Nicole Brown Simpson's epitath? I coulda had clams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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