Uncle Joe Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 Question: What do you call a STD contracted in a mountain lodge? Answer: " We never dreamed he'd still be here in the fifth round". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 question: What did Simon say about that Sanjaya guy ? answer: Cowgirl in the Sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 ^ What and where are Anna Nicole Smith? \/ Red Hot Chili Peppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 ^ What caused Elaine to do her famous dance? V Champagne Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^ Barry White album with dimmed lights V It now has a stay-fresh seal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^ What is Elmer's Ass Glue? v Psychedelic furs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^What Hendrix looked for in a woman. v Twisted Sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^ Who was the crazy nun from my elementary school. v Tiny Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 ^ Who does Dr. Leary become when he's on an acid trip? v Long Distance Runaround Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 (edited) ^What you need to do if Rosie O'Donnell is coming straight at you? V Laugh, Laugh. Edited May 15, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 What do Beavis and Butt-Head like to do, do? Take the Long Way Home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 What OJ told his driver to do... Disney World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 What is the first thing to be built on that new planet they found? coffee grinds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 What happens when Doughnuts bumps ? --------------- Book 'em, Danno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 [smallest] self-inflicted "bump" [/smallest]: What did McGarrett do with his Green Stamps ? ------------ Twenty-five or six to four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Twenty-five or six to four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Does anybody really know what time it is?.... Love the one you're with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Doctor, how do you think I contracted this burning itch? The answer is: The Harlem Globetrotters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Who could never plausibly show up on Gilligan's Island ? ------------ Get along little dogies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 I had to say to the leaders of the world.... Darn cheese! I hate you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 What does a mouse in denial say ? ------------ The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 What do you call the break-up of Elton & Bernie? ------------------------------------------------ Every Picture Tells A Story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 ..said the paparazzi. Will it go 'round in circles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 What the Indy car driver asked when considering buying a top fuel dragster. __________________________ the wichita lineman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Who was the MVP in the Kansas vs. Kansas State game? Like a rhinestone cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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