galastore Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) Edited September 8, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_s_1987 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 That isn't a question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I think you got the wrong forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I know what song you mean... it's this one isn't it?? Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag. Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I was going to delete the whole thread, but you people are so funny I decided to let this stand as a warning to future spammers. We shall taunt you until you run away in shame! Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 ^ I just love that pic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_s_1987 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Well done, Peaches and Farin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 What was the post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Just like those e-mails we get where they sell viagra and stuff, only selling cigarettes, with a link to something and a list of cigarettes with the prices and so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 tee hee hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Just like those e-mails we get where they sell viagra and stuff, only selling cigarettes, with a link to something and a list of cigarettes with the prices and so... They're selling generic Viagra online, too. You can buy Mydixadrupin, they've got Ibepokin and Mycoxafailin at cut-rate prices. I am sorry. I had tears in my eyes reading those.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I wonder how generic Viagra stands up against name brands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 That's a hard one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Haha, I like that, Peaches! At first I thought it was the top of the second page and that guy had replied to his own thread like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 :beady: So - there's NO cheap cigarettes for sale ...? You b-----ds ! I'd like to speak with the manager of this shoddy thread , please ... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I suddenly have a hankering for making love AND smoking a cancer stick... and I'm celibate AND don't smoke! Wat up wi dat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Don´t you have your own spam on your e-mail box? I can forward you at least a dozen per day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Only Songfactorians...songfactees...songfactonians...ah the hell with it. Only us people in this forum could make such a great thread outta spam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Well, the spammer has posted again!! Kevin, you wantd to buy some cigarettes on-line, didn´t you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Spam is so versatile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Im not much for Cigarettes. I smoke Cigars every once in a great while, dont wanna ruin my voice. But, im VERY picky. Al Capone sweets Cognac dipped. Filtered. They are more like cigarillos, but whatever. Smoking is bad for you kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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