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The top 50 Wikipedia articles by interestingness

1. Marree Man

2. War Plan Red

3. Vela Incident

4. Tybee Bomb

5. United States Numbered Highways

6. Wow! Signal

7. Tube Bar Prank Calls

8. Kola Superdeep Borehole

9. Back to the Future Timeline

10. Year Without a Summer

11. K Foundation Burn a Million Quid

12. Sokal Affair

13. Blue Peacock

14. Veerappan

15. Person From Porlock

16. Eternal Flame

17. U.S. Color-Coded War Plans

18. The Wedge (Border)

19. Mohave Phone Booth

20. Stanislav Petrov

21. Valery Sablin

22. The Man on the Clapham Omnibus

23. Special Atomic Demolition Munition

24. Piracy in the Strait of Malacca

25. Prometheus (tree)

26. Zone of Alienation

27. Fan Death

28. Outlawries Bill

29. Raymond Robinson (Green Man)

30. Scoville Scale

31. Kardashev Scale

32. Larry Walters

33. Joshua A. Norton

34. Fabergé egg

35. Issei Sagawa

36. Joseph Jagger

37. Traumatic Insemination

38. James Joseph Dresnok

39. Ivy League Nude Posture Photos

40. Jim Corbett (Hunter)

41. Just-World Phenomenon

42. Nicholas Bourbaki

43. Humanzee

44. Old Man of the Lake

45. Alexamenos Graffito

46. Fairy Chess Piece

47. Michael Fagan Incident

48. ETAOIN SHRDLU

49. Palomares Hydrogen Bomb Incident

50. As Slow as Possible

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I'm too lazy to copy them to SF ;)

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Ever have stress bottled up from the exhausting events of your day? Here's a few ways to become better relaxed as you let that tension loose by giving it to someone else.

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* Use your mastercard to pay off your visa.

* Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

* When someone says,"Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans.

* Make a list of things you have already done.

* Thumb through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

* Go shopping, Buy Everything, Sweat in them, Return them the next day!

* Drive to school in reverse.

* Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

* Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his/her waiting room.

* Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter an ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.

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ANSWERS TO 5 OF THE TOUGHEST QUESTIONS WOMEN ASK

The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

2 - "Do you love me?"

3 - "Do I look fat?"

4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Football

b - Baseball

c - How fat you are.

d - How much prettier she is than you.

e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

The best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

2 - "Do you love me?"

The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:

a - I suppose so.

b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes.

c - That depends on what you mean by "love".

d - Does it matter?

e - Who, me?

3 - "Do I look fat?"

The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.

b - Compared to what?

c - A little extra weight looks good on you.

d - I've seen fatter.

e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.

b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.

c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.

d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.

e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."

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:laughing: ugh! :grin:

As funny as that is, I must confess I have never asked any of those questions of someone else. They are questions asked by the pitifully insecure, and I feel sorry for any person of the male persuasion in whose direction they are lobbed.

Another is, "Guess how old I am." :grin:

A comedian I saw a long long time ago said, "If you have to ask if you look fat, you DO."

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most of my passwords are different and I have to write them down or I'd forget them... :P but I usually use my first telephone number from my home in Buenos Aires :grin: It would be very difficult for people to find out about it... I guess there's just my brother, my mother and myself who might remember it :cool:

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