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I couldn't help noticing a resemblance to the young Martina Navratilova....hmmmm, sexy!

:blush:

However, whatever your preconceptions based on appearances, I can assure you that Alice is as straight as a die.

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He has fantastic nostrils.

Did you know that a person's nostril is directly proportional to a person's index finger? Seriously, try it. It's a perfect fit. God meant for us to pick our noses. :cool:

(I love telling people that odd, useless fact and watching them stick their fingers up their nose.)

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:googly: How you doin', m'lad?

Actually, all I can think about when I see a man in a kilt is the movie "So I Married an Axe Murderer". Mike Myers is playing the main character's father. He is singing and an old man is playing the bagpipes at a wedding. The old man passes out and Myers yells, in a ridiculously over the top Scottish accent, "Piper down! I repeat, we have a piper down!"

Okay, perhaps that doesn't translate to the written word, but trust me, it's funny.

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Singing Rod Stewart's "You're in My Heart" while drunk. One of my favorite movie moments ever.

LOL...I use to sing this with my friends also, and we changed the lyrics a bit...You're in my heart, you're in my Sh** :P

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