phil Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 I know all us Songfactors encounter the daily stress of life. If you want to get it all out, you can substitute my name and let it all go. This is my gift to you all. I will begin. I wish you Phils would be quiet and clean up your room like I told you an hour ago. I can't wait till school starts again. This is the last @#$%%time I say it. AHHHH. I feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Oh phil this is wonderful...may I? Phil, I realize it's 100 degrees outside, and that the garage is even hotter. I appreciate the fact that you offered to fix my car, even though you work ten hours a day. I can't say this to your face so.... Phil!! If you don't fix the %$#@*& car already, I'm gonna lose my freakin mind!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Phil, I've taken time off from work with the sole purpose of cleaning the house that we both live in. The least you can do is take out the *&^%ing garbage. If you don't do it soon, I swear I will bust your head open until the white meat shows. Oh, Phil, I love you so much that I can't be mad at you for long. I know you work long hours and the last thing you need is for me to harass you the second you walk in the door. Come and give mama some sugar, baby. The *&^%ing garbage can wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 I can't tell from the above post whether it's Peaches or Peaches talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 (edited) Thanks, Phil... you´re very kind... as soon as I have some problem I promise to call you all those nice typos... Now, some four hours later I do have a problem, my car is kaputt for at least 20 days... ...but I won´t call you anything, Phil... that´s minor trouble anyways... In any case, thanks for your offer! Edited August 3, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Phil, why did you make my orthodontist appointment at 8:35am on my day off?? I am a uni student, you should know this. Therefore, the morning, all morning, is for sleeping!!! Grrr..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 phil. honey. must you spoil my fun?! if you want to go camp at a music festival, camp at a music festival. if you don't like camping, don't do it! if you're only idea of a trip away is a four or five star hotel, fine, suit yourself. i want to go to a music festival with all my friends and family and have a weekend of fun and games. i am looking forward to watching the bands, camping, meeting new people, staying up late, having a few cans at the tent, playing music, having a few uncomfortable nights' sleep, getting sunburned/muddy/locked/wrecked, all the stupidly fun stuff that comes with a music festival. i do not want to arrive in the car just before the first band, stay in a bed and breakfast and go home after the last band on sunday night. i'm not a &*%&ing celebrity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Phil---bloody leave me alone! You don't need me to get out your bike or a banana or whatever, and I won't play with you either! I've got things to do now, can't you just &%'@$ entertain yourself??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Oooops, I think I walked into the wrong ward. ... i'll just leave quietly now ... sorry ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Phil, you are smart and you have a garage full of tools that you know how to work and I don't. Why oh why do you need to wake me up in the middle of the night because our child is coughing and you need help giving her cough syrup? How hard is it to fill a dropper, put it in the kid's mouth and squeeze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Phil, where's my $#@'!in' child support?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Phil, where's my $#@'!in' child support?! yeah. } } } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Phil didn't deserve either of us, Shawna. I can't believe I fell for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Phil keeps calling me and making empty promises. I can't believe I adopted a child with him. } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 There, there, I sympathize. You're with people who understand now, so just let it out. Stupid Phil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 I feel your pain. I'm open 24/7. Now a message from my sponsor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Man, that phil is a real a-hole, isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 I don´t think it´s Phil´s fault but my husband had to go to work on a Sunday after we planned a wonderful day together and now we´ll just have a wonderful evening... } } } Phil, you don´t have nothing to do with it, right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 *picture phil sitting on the couch doing nothing...saying nothing* ...i walk into the room "MY GOD PHIL!! JUST SHUTUP!!! WHAT YOUR JUST GONNA SIT THERE ON YOUR @SS AND LET ME DO ALL THE FREAKIN WORK HUH? I BUST MY BUTT IN THIS FREAKIN HOUSE>>>I HANDOUT MONEY LIKE ITS FREAKIN CANDY....MONEY I DONT FREAKIN HAVE!!! DO YOU HANDOUT MONEY!! NO!!! YA KNOW WHY? CAUSE YOU JUST SIT THERE!!! YOU SAY NOTHING....SHUTUP!! YOU DO NOTHING!!! YOUR LIKE A DRY TURD ON MY BACK LAWN! JUST SITTING THERE!!! STINKIN UP THE PLACE!! BLAH FARFEGNOOGAN!!! KELLY CLARKSON!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 taking Kelly Clarkson's name in vain, isn't that blasphemy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel magnolia Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Phil, I know that you have been busy lately and you are a little stressed, but could you please acknowledge the fact that my oil needs changing in my car. I have been telling you for 2 weeks that my oil light has been coming on and you still haven't gotten the oil changed. I could take it to the Jiffy Lube and have them change it for me, but NO, you have to be frugal and change it yourself. So when the engine blows up, don't blame me. I warned you. Oh and Phil, when you're changing the oil, will you also check my tire pressure. That light is on too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Phil, have you noticed the bulk of complaints from female Songfactors involve spouses not fixing their cars fast enough? I tell you, Phil. They are lucky to have partners that can fix things at all. I personally can't tell a radiator from my Philhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel magnolia Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Phil, us women can't win for losing. You b*tch at us when we don't tell you something is wrong with the car, and you b*tch as us when we do. What gives? Phil, maybe your friend, das, can enlighten me with his omnipotent insight of a woman's mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Phil, I was merely pointing out an observation, not bitching. I'm actually jealous of those people who are actually useful, and a little sad for my wife. I know nothing about women, and never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel magnolia Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Phil, your friend, das, gave a good answer. I would like to apologize to das for my b*tchy behavior. I am on a hormonal rollercoaster this week and my comments were inexcusable. So let me get off of my soapbox and go back to my Hershey's bar and bottle of Midol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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