DJ_CWBs_girl Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Hello Gang! My name is Angie and I was wondering if anyone could help me out. I am looking for an old song (acutally spoken song) about cars. The group is Williams & Reed... but refer to themselves as Indian and the White Man. They talk in a song about cars. Example... BUICK stands for Barfed Up Icky Carmel Corn... FORD stands for Found on Road Dead, etc. (they cover a wide range of cars). My fiance is a car show DJ and would love to have this for his collection to play at shows. I am having trouble finding it. Can anyone help me out? Any information provided would be most welcomed. Thanks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Hi Angie, I couldn't find anything about that song, but I did find some "definitions" for car names. Hope this helps, if not, at least it's funny! :: What car names really stand for AUDI Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Bimbette Motor Weapon Break My Window BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dead or Dying Gas Eater Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! FORD First On Recall Day First On Race Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of R & D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA Found On Russian Dump GM General Maintenance Great Mistake GMC Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive... MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO Put in new transmission often PONTIAC Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sorry Assed Auto Builders TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners VW Virtually Worthless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_CWBs_girl Posted June 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Hi! Thanks for all the car names. The funny thing is that most of them is in the "song" that I am talking about. When I was reading them to my fiance, he was like... "that one is in the song too!" I just wish that we could find this for him to play at the car shows. We don't know where you found this information, but it was a hoot. Thanks again for the laughs that you gave me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Haha ! that's the truth I'm just glad my car wasn't listed above, but I wouldn't have been suprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Hi Angie, I couldn't find anything about that song, but I did find some "definitions" for car names. Hope this helps, if not, at least it's funny! :: What car names really stand for FORD First On Recall Day First On Race Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of R & D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA Found On Russian Dump For FORD, you can add this? In Charleston, WV, there used to be a Chevy dealer named Roger Dean (who moved to Florida and started a car dealership down there), so Ford had another meaning? F*** Ol' Roger Dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 and another one for the poor old fords. which I have driven for years, probably why I have heard them all........ F***ing old rebuilt dodge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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