daslied Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 The TallOne pointed out a "new favorite" of Ron's headlines, so being egostistical I decided to start a topic to post my favorites in recent memory: 6. Britney Cannot Master Car Seat 5. Locklear Plants Spade into Joe Dirt 4. Pretender's sponsored by Playtex 3. See Flea's Plea re:leaked download 2. Bono shut up Bono shut up Bono shut up Bono shut up Bono shut up Bono shut #1 is this trilogy, with the brilliant pay-off headline: Keith Richards falls out of a tree... Keith Richards crashes jet ski...post tree incident Keith Richards attacked by Pterodactyl Thanks for the entertainment, Ron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Thank you for feeding my already overblown ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Dear Jesus, can both of your egos fit into one confined area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 We even have room for yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted June 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Dear Jesus, can both of your egos fit into one confined area? Any area that can contain your mouth will certainly do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 We even have room for yours! Any area that can contain your mouth will certainly do. Simmer down, you two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 How did my tribute turn into a steel cage match this fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Here are a few personal faves from way back: Billy Joel Searching For Wagon He Fell Off...again Rod Stewart's Son in fight..broken up by Superman Lesh has enough brain cells left to write memoirs Fur flies from PETA at J.Lo premiere... Ringo and The Roundheads...need I say more? Things are slow when I post a Hilary Duff Story Fools Rush In and Alex Lifeson Sues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted June 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 The first three are gold. I didn't search back very far, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 In addition to the gold already mined above, here are some more gems: Would someone tie Britney’s tubes? Jerry Garcia’s pot stolen Sambora breaks arm, Locklear nowhere to be seen Shouldn’t we all have a restraining order against Hasselhoff? Idiots on trial: Axl sues Slash The fact that Bryan Adams has news is news… and my all-time favorite... Sixx Nix Chix/Pix Kix w/Super Vix/Lee Lix Lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTallOne Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Ron where do you get all these stories? What site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 I actually make them all up just to pass the time. Truth is I pull most from a local radio site. They update stories pretty frequently. Others are just top stories i come across. I'm basically a rock and roll info junkie, but I process everything (and dismiss things) very quickly. I honestly don't even read every story I post. If I think it will have any mass appeal, I slap it on here. Some of the things I find interesting get no play. Other stupid topics drive a long discussion. I like using stories about idiots like Britney because of the pure hatred in the responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 the inside story can be a heartbreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Yes i know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 PEACHES! Stop it, now! Seriously, you are saying what I plan to say before I say it! The Nikki Sixx one is my all time favourite too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 My fave RonJon´s line isn´t from the Music News but that one about Cass&Karen sharing the sandwich... I laugh each time I recall it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 PEACHES! Stop it, now! Seriously, you are saying what I plan to say before I say it! The Nikki Sixx one is my all time favourite too! Tee hee. We are one and the same, Radhi. Isn't that a scary thought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 You are living in my brain, I know it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 (edited) So Being John Malkovich is about your live? Edited June 2, 2006 by Guest just wanted to see this message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 I bet I was the inspiration... and I didn't even get paid... :beady: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 That brilliant brain of yours is big enough that I can burrow in there and make a warm little nest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 shoo! you are tickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Tee hee. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 don't forget to use a skull cap ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 okay, this whole thing has turned into the earwig episode on Twilight Zone. My skin is crawling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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