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Hey Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list

And the Statue of Liberty started shakin' her fist

And the eagle will fly, man, its gonna be hell

When you hear Mother Freedom start ringin' her bell

And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you

Brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue

"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" ~ Toby Keith

Word Up: diary

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From "The Power Of Lard" by Lard

(hear it, it's awesome!)


You can see it

In the clouds up in the sky


Floats by in clusters

In our water supply


It's all of us, man

In our pores and in our hair


What we conceal

With these corny clothes we wear

Lard is all

Lard is divine

Lard is control

Lard whips and chains our soul

Lard - We carry credit cards

Lard - We live in fear of art

Lard is the -OM

Lard is revolution

Lard is the tapeworm

In the bottle of cheap tequila

That comes alive at night

And sneaks up

And bites your nipple



Nowadays, most of us need someone

To run our personal life

Someone to see that

The plants are watered,

Someone to make sure the place is clean,

Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,

Someone to call for theatre tickets,

Someone to make up those cheap excuses

What we need is...

Lard - The answer

Lard - The dancer

Lard - The ointment

Lard - The dream

Absorb it

Inflame it

Respect it

Molest it

The country right now just wants to be

Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or

Sacrifice or learn

No one is over the hill

When the mountain comes to Mohammed




Lard - We love to eat

Lard - We love to pray

Lard - Mold over mind

Lard - Hooray!

Every time I take a crap

It's a cosmic experience

Religion and chemicals

Are the key to the future

Next time we have sex

Just pretend I'm Ed Meese

The weasels have it down, man

It's a whole new age


Which would you prefer --

A computer or a gun?

The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know

Pity the poor trainer

In the stable when the race horse farts

Poison oak really is

The aphrodisiac of the Gods

When people are asleep

We must all become alarm clocks

Hey, man

Life is my college

It's Dental Floss of the mind

Who will babysit the babysitters?

Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke?

It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia

Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast

Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup

Which came first -- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?

Are you a man or are you a mouse?

If you love your butt -- Die for it!

And feel

The POWER of Lard!

The POWER of Lard!

The POWER of Lard!

The POWER of Lard!

Avoid everything, etc...

Word up: chemical

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BF-I don't think I've ever been so pleased with a response to one of my word up cues. I also hope you notice I am flirting with you via my signature.

She's been a bad girl, she's like a chemical

Though you try to stop it, she's like a narcotic

You wanna torture her, you wanna talk to her

All the things you bought for her, putting up your temperature

Pump it up, until you can feel it

Pump It Up-Elvis Costello

Word Up: Physical

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n honour they died

In honour they'll live on

High in Valhalla

They'll make us strong

We are ready to conquer ready to fight

Heavy metal is our guide

We are ready to conquer ready to fight

Heavy metal is our pride

Heavy metal is our guide

"Metal" - Wizard

word up: kellogs

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"Please hold your applause, though you may pause for genuflection

As so deftly we're directing your attention

To this hand my left or is it right, no need to analyze

the sentiment and scope of our correctness"

The Locust Years - Hammers of Misfortunte [one of only 2 songs with this word in it]

Word Up: imagining

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I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block

And I sit at home looking out the window

imagining the world has stopped

Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack

And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack

Get off of my cloud - The Rolling Stones

word up: cartridge


The Locust Years - Hammers of Misfortunte [one of only 2 songs with this word in it]

There' s also a song by Peter Hammill... that makes 3... :)

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Leo's Lyrics didn't show it, and that's where I go when I can't immediately think of a song with that word in it.

"At the blink of an eye I will do my thing

Like a needle in the cartridge when the record spins

Like diggin down deep in the record bins"

Super Disco Breakin' - The Beastie Boys

Word up: vinyl

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