Lucky Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 < dork ! Didn't we just go through all this Kevy?? Guess I'm gonna have to learn you up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Lesson complete... You're Japanese , aren't you ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Gotta love them Joisey Boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 I'm not falling for it... What do you want, RonJon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 I get to be in the company of the SF women every day, what else do I need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 I've tried hard to resist your wily charms, RonJon, but I can't help it. You're making me swoon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 It's Spring, swoon away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Still not falling for it... need more butter, RJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Jenny McCarthy sickens me. She may be nice to look at, but that all does not matter when she starts burping, farting, and picking her nose in front of you. The rest of the list is OK, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 1. Scarlett Johansson ~ I agree with this - she's beautiful. 2. Angelina Jolie ~ Agree with this also. 3. Jessica Alba ~ She's cute... don't know about the "sexy" part. 4. Jessica Simpson ~ gads, she's pathetic. Sexy? Maybe. But pathetic. 5. Keira Knightley ~ my nephew loves her, I don't get it. I have yet to see a single photo of her with her mouth closed. Maybe that's the attraction? 6. Halle Berry ~ Absolutely agree. She's gorgeous. 7. Jenny McCarthy ~ Ugh. 8. Maria Sharapova ~ who? 9. Carmen Electra ~ Skank. 10. Teri Hatcher ~ cute in a girl-next-door way. Just my opinion, but my opinion's ALWAYS RIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Still not falling for it... need more butter, RJ? I think I'm in love with Levis ... it must be Spring ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 (edited) I think I'm in love with Levis ... it must be Spring untill she dorks ya! Edited April 2, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Is that what you call it in NY, Laurie? In PA, we would say "boink". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 BadaBing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 It's a bit like when the NME readership proclaims the Arctic Monkeys album "Fifth Best British Rock Album Of all Time!" or Pete Doherty as "Most Talented / Sexiest Geezer". These particular arbiters of taste are largely stunted ignorami with a tedious admiration for the monarch's current apparel. (But I digress...already??!) This "Sexiest Woman" poll reflects only the concerns of the readership of FHM (For Him Magazine): a publication of dubious credibility. Its target audience is not only exclusively male, but more specifically the "terminal adolescent" male, (emotionally-retarded, superficial and unimaginative), for whom "sexiness" in a woman is proportional to the amount of flesh she is prepared to reveal publicly and whether she does threesomes / girl-on-girl / dog-style, etc. FHM man continues to carry a torch for "gorgeous" Pammy Anderson; his fondness for the (talentless, no class and frankly rather tawdry) Abi Titmuss derives from her willingness to bare all in the tabloids and provide lurid insight into her bedroom peccadilloes. To be picked up by FHM man's radar, one must be sufficiently ubiquitous as to feature prominently and with depressing frequency on magazine covers (i.e. film-star, model or "wannabe" celebrity), since our man has a brief concentration span, limited capacity for imagination (beyond what she might be like in the sack) and indeed, for independent thought, being content to be guided by the diktat of contemporary social mores. The glaring omission of Nigella Lawson from this list is sadly indicative of the FHM readership's inherent untrustworthiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 These particular arbiters of taste are largely stunted ignorami with a tedious admiration for the monarch's current apparel. (But I digress...already??!) And all is right with the world once more... The glaring omission of Nigella Lawson from this list is sadly indicative of the FHM readership's inherent untrustworthiness. I love Nigella Lawson! She is absolutely perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 This "Sexiest Woman" poll reflects only the concerns of the readership of FHM (For Him Magazine): a publication of dubious credibility. Its target audience is not only exclusively male, but more specifically the "terminal adolescent" male, (emotionally-retarded, superficial and unimaginative), for whom "sexiness" in a woman is proportional to the amount of flesh she is prepared to reveal publicly and whether she does threesomes / girl-on-girl / dog-style, etc. B-F....how I have missed your insight and thoughts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 ...provide lurid insight into her bedroom peccadilloes. That is the funniest word - ever! I think we all have such different ideas of what construes "sexiness" - how can you put a list together? Surely there must be as many options on the list as there are readers who participate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Sue, agreed wholeheartedly. What smokes my shorts about a guy makes my sister cringe. What a wonderful, diverse world is this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 FHM is pointless, because the internet has a lot of free pictures of scantily clad women. Naked women as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 FHM is pointless, because the internet has a lot of free pictures of scantily clad women. Naked women as well! Say it isn't so!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 What he said^.... Plus, no Kirsty Allsopp? Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Plus, no Kirsty Allsopp? You are joking, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 She wears nice skirts sometimes I wouldn't mind her finding me a place to stay either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 (edited) What smokes my shorts about a guy makes my sister cringe. What a wonderful, diverse world is this. Ain't it odd? My sister and I have complete opposite taste in men as well. Probably a good thing in the long run! Otherwise, it's the stuff soap operas are made of Edited April 18, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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