phil Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 I was on the treadmill, when Dick Cheney's hunting accident crept into my head. I was inspired to write this little ditty. The melody is the old "slinky" song from TV. I call it; Rich Banker Man Blues by Phil Who gets liquored up, at a phony hunt,and shoots his friend in the face. There's a cover-up, what a sneaky schmuck. everyone knows, it's Cheney. IT'S CHENEY IT'S CHENEY They call him eagle eye. IT'S CHENEY IT's CHENEY Three more years! I'm gonna cry. IT'S CHENEY IT'S CHENEY Where's his lesbian daughter? IT'S CHENEY IT'S CHENEY He can walk on water. Look, here comes Dick Cheney DUCK! Here comes Dick Cheney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Who's Dick Cheney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Sadly, dear, Dick Cheney is someone I'm distantly related to. Yes, my grandmother's maiden name was Cheney, and during her search through our genealogy my sister uncovered distant roots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Yeah, that really answered my question. Now I know who he is. Thanks, sweetie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Crikey. You can't be serious??? You're worse than me. What a pair we make. America had better watch out for the ballot with the names Brad and Shawna - we're really up on our politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incesticide Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 I see we have a new Frank Zappa in the making... Congrats m8, this had me in fits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 A nice little pick-me-up after the crappy weather we had yesterday....thanks, Phil!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Thanks. Just having some fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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