lostxinxyou17 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 There are a million ways to tell someone that they are an idiot like .... not the brightest light on the christmas tree, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, also, the brightest crayon in the box...i heard one on the radio this morning...... Name some that you've heard here lately that you thought about or heard he's a pencil without an eraser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 I have always been fond of "lever." You know, the simplest tool known to man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 ^ I've always been partial to "as f*&^-ed up as a box of coat hangers" or "as crazy as a sh*t house rat". I'm such a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Haha...thats funny right there... Thats about as funny as a legless ethiopian watchin a donut roll down a hill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 When they handed out brains, he thought they said "trains" and he missed his… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 The doors are stuck open on this elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 one fry short of a happy meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Ridin in the back of the short bus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 All their dogs aren't barking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 HEY GW Bush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 just plain "Dumb A**" always cracks me up...especially whenever I hear Red say it on that 70's show....i crack up everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Sometimes...nothing even needs to be said...just the look of YOU ARE SO EFFIN STUPID!!! And yes...Red off of That 70's show does it too! The best thing hes ever done was hose eric off when he was drooling over donna! Then he just looked at Eric and said "its for your own good son" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 HEY GW Bush! If you ever cuss me like that again, I will take you out behind the woodshed and give you the beatin' your mama never gave you... } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 A nuc-u-lar beating, Ten Pea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 If you ever cuss me like that again, I will take you out behind the woodshed and give you the beatin' your mama never gave you... } Yess'm Mama Peaches! Haha... Oh, lord if laughs could be heard across the internet. I love you Peaches! Always know how to brighten up a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 I'm partial to "can't find his a$$ with both hands", "dumb as a box of rocks" or "not the sharpest tool in the shed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 A nuc-u-lar beating, Ten Pea? You are correct, Joe. Yess'm Mama Peaches! Haha... Oh, lord if laughs could be heard across the internet. I love you Peaches! Always know how to brighten up a day I love you, too, sugar. And I'm serious about the beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Couldn't count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Couldn't count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants. No offense intended Uncle Joe... If sex appeal were dynamite, he couldn't blow the cobwebs off his balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 "He'll never be a mechanic as long as he has a hole in his a$$" It's such a common phrase said amongst my colleagues that we have to be careful not to write feedback from assessments mentioning those exact words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Haha...thats funny right there... Thats about as funny as a legless ethiopian watchin a donut roll down a hill! And that's about as funny as a fire in an orphanage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 psychocatholic Said:Haha...thats funny right there... Thats about as funny as a legless ethiopian watchin a donut roll down a hill! And that's about as funny as a fire in an orphanage. I agree....they ought to put chlorine in his gene pool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 "Somewhere, a village is missing it's idiot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Apparently you guys dont listen to Larry the Cable Guy...i thought you woulda gotten it if you knew him but i cant expect yall to know him right off the bat....so I apologize for that comment. It was a direct quote though...i should have quoted it. Afterwards after all his bad jokes he says "Lord i apologize for that right there...and be with the starvin pygmies down thar in New Guinea" Really am sorry guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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