Kevin Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 (edited) Well , it's that time of year again , and will be upon us in the blink of an eye so I'd like to send out a big Christmas card to all ! We have the nicest group of strange , brilliant , boring , insightful , mundane , funny and occasionally interesting people one could wish for ! Merry Christmas ! :guitar: Edited December 13, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Try some verse if you like : Oh , Katie Sane , Oh , Katie Sane, It's so damn hot I wish you rain ! Bradley, oh ,Brad , the Pennsylvania Nomad, Moved to Phoenix and became a step-dad . JR , JR , Wherefore art thar ? We thought he went dork fishing, but he just ended up missing !? Free verse, you understand -- no rules ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Songfactor Soup - A Christmas Poem Kevin, Kevin, Will gratefully accept Your rain from heaven. Bella, my friend, Your birthday is Christmas day, Lucky I already have a present To send up your way. Old55 tests us with his quiz, He keeps the Q & A rolling, Let's hope he never gives us up To take on lawn bowling. Where has Jr got to? Kevin says he's gone fishing, But I know better than that, He's one person I wouldn't be dissing. there's some more, I'm afraid poetry isn't one of my talents (which is pretty obvious, after reading that ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Where are you now Peaches, oh Peaches Out laying hurt On the sons 'o beetches? Kevin, oh Kevin What a helluva man He's the best SFer Out in Japan Katie, oh Katie Back to you again A musical genius Is my dear, young friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 And what can we say about our boy Sam the man ? 'cept he does dearly love his 'wham bam ba-lam' ? A joint in in his mouth he's just headed South and will post to us whenever he can . Merry Christmas ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Uncle Joe wears delightful purple socks And nothing much else at all, With his good taste in Christmas songs, He has us all enthralled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Oh Bella , ahh , Bella ! A girls name amounts to pretty , shiny things, but I think of The Count's ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Oh , edna , now, Edna ... how has it been ? At first it was chaste , but now it is sin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 I hate these, because I want to do one for everyone. Here's my first batch...I'll be back with some more. Mags is my friend My friend til the end She makes me laugh When she separates the wheat from the chaff. (Don’t ask) I love me some das It’s too bad he’s married We’d make a great team We’d be Cash & Kari. Joe is my man He keeps me in songs I love his black socks But I can’t see his thongs Sammy’s the Ike To my poor battered Tina His brownies are good And his grass is always greener I love to read Edna’s posts They really make my day The way she mangles English Makes me feel…how you say? When Laurie’s around The quiz questions never linger If she doesn’t know the answer She always goes with Badfinger. Kevin is a mystery Is he cool or a dork? I’m fascinated by his bug eye I want to poke it with a fork. Katie’s my girl Gabba gabba hey We love the Ramones And Bowie makes our day. Psycho is from ‘Bammy He’s a neighbor of mine I love his Buddy Christ And his singing is so fine. Blues is my uncle From a twisted family tree But I live in Georgia Do you think he’d still date me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Here are some more...I'm still working on the others. Don is quiet And doesn’t say much His mastery at holiday avatars Simply cannot be touched. I worry about Bazooka When he doesn’t come around If he leaves us again for that long I’ll have to send out the hounds. Soulsis is a sweetie A fun little punkin’ But I like her the best When she posts while betrunken. Sue is an angel Caring and kind She’s everyone’s friend And leaves no one behind. Foxy’s a hoot She’s a clever young bird And thanks to her Ruttish is my favorite new word. Bella’s a n00b, But sweet as can be She loves her Eagles And a ‘fro-ed Don Henley. Sweet Jane is a DJ With knowledge galore When she doesn’t post We clamor for more. Ken is my rock When I need him, he’s there I’d love to see his Halloween display It would give me a scare. Mike is the man He’s also known as Pink He’s a genius with Song Images He always makes me think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Here are some more...still working on the rest of you. RonJon is our reporter He keeps us up to date with the news He lives in Jersey with all the mafia I don’t know nuttin’, do youse? Cheechy may be a grammy But she’s still got music in her bones She’s a red hot mama And she rocks out to the Stones. Mama Elvy has been so busy She hardly has time for the boards But I understand her priorities Motherhood is the greatest reward. Jenny is another one Who can be so quiet and shy But underneath that exterior There’s a wild woman that can’t be denied. What can I say about Batman? He’s the greatest person in his head. He loves Hasselhoff and Phil Collins And drives us all crazy with that &^%*ing “Fun? And? Games?†thread. JimmyJazz is my buddy We both love horror flicks We think Evil Dead is da bomb And I dig his Chuck Taylor kicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Peaches....the creativity is flowing today, nice job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Peaches, And congrats to our other poets too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Thanks guys. I'm on a mission to get everybody. I'll feel terrible if I leave someone out. Here's some more... Amy’s the best You know she’s the queen She loves penguins and manatees And all of nature green. Rachel is so smart And she loves to shop for clothes If you stand outside her window She might just put on a show. Shawna & Brad are in love A fact that’s really fine The only way she’ll leave him is If she gets a proposal from Roger Clyne. Diggs is a wonderful chap He seems to have it all Looks, wit, charm and humor And he loves to melon ball. Marc is my favorite policeman And one of history's greatest daddies He can spend his nights at the Chicken Ranch And during the day arrest all the baddies. Johnnyguitar and blind-fitter They make me laugh til I hurt The way they fuss and fight with each other Reminds me of Ernie and Bert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel magnolia Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Peaches is my dog When she laughs She snorts like a hog I love her like a sister And I really admire her Because she can hold her liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Peaches....magnificent!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Thank you, ladies. You know I'm doing this because I can't afford to buy you all holiday presents, right? Steel2Velvet is amazing He’s such a talented poet He also can be very silly But I think he’d prefer not to show it. I miss my darling Daniel Whenever he’s not here He needs a good Stevie Wonder lecture At least four times a year. Shannon is also my C-girl We both are in love with Jack Even though she doesn’t post as often She knows I’ve got her back. EasyRider was easily One of the greatest guys I’ve never met I can only hope his absence here Means he’s riding his bike off into the sunset. Jr’s been the hardest to do I miss him so very much Maybe he’ll check in from time to time And at least try to keep in touch. The Serial Dorker’s a b*st*rd Apparently he’s M.I.A. We never figured out the pattern Before he decided to go away. Carl is the absolute greatest If I forgot him I’d be a huge jerk If it weren’t for him and this wonderful site I might actually have to do some work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house Peaches was still drinking my, what a souse.. The stockings were hung in apparent thin air Peaches was too drunk to realize nothing was there Jack Daniels was nestled aside of her bed With some stiff competition from Johnny Walker's Red. Mama Peaches wanted to have a night cap Then passed out for a long Winter's nap.. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter Peaches almost emptied her bladder Away to the windows, she threw us a flash Nice legs Mama and a wonderful ash.. The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Moon? Breast? What a Christmas show.. when what to my wondering eyes should appear All the SongFactors, and a large keg of beer.. I think we all had enough of this little poem...but again thanks for the poetry today Peaches...and i never meant to imply you drank too much or flashed your assets frequently.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Ron, that was wonderful...thank you. I don't mind if you imply that I'm a flashing lush...to use one of your lines, I resemble that remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 great stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Wow ! Went to bed and the thread came to life ! Funny stuff Peaches and RonJon ! Peaches , perhaps think of me as Uncle Fester : a cool dork ? Merry Christmas ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Here's more. I realized in a cold panic yesterday that I forgot my sweet, sweet Darryl. Please forgive me. Darryl is a great man Old Fitty is the best He makes us all scratch our brains With his incomparable trivia test. Callmeanimal Is one of my favorite noobies His claim to fame is He made us talk about chocolate boobies. The Seeker left us for a while But he’s back to see us through He’s wiser than his years And really loves the Who. Lucylooloo is my girl She’s another “Lost†nut And as much as she loves the show, She really just likes Sawyer’s butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Admit it Peaches. You're just trying to save money on postage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Absolutely, Joe. I'd get tongue cramps licking all of those stamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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