Foxy Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..... Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x =tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x =humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Bill Clinton becomes Lumpy Gigglechunks, Tony Blair becomes Falafel Toiletbuns and Saddam Hussein becomes Snotty Wafflechunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Poopsie Gizzardhiney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Flunky Toiletbrains...sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel magnolia Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Flunky Girdlesniffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted December 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Lumpy Girdlefanny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 fluffy pizzachunks - ew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_Star Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Snotty ToiletBrain - are you sure you didn't know me when I was a child?! I am having flashbacks of that name!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel magnolia Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Flunky Toiletbrains...sounds about right. Does that mean you're a sh*thead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Ha ha, Peaches is a sh*thead, Peaches is a sh*thead. I'm Poopsie Rhinotush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Simmer down, Mags, you nasty girdle sniffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Loopy Toilettushie sounds French .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Loopy bubblenose sounds like a teletubie name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Poopsie Chucklejuice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 ^ Jenny, that's the best one I've seen yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Would you drink anything called chucklejuice, especially from a person named Poopsie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 I'd be surprised if I haven't already drank something called chucklejuice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bella Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Lumpy toilet tush - to a t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 I´m Cheeseball Lizardbrain. It´s fine but I prefer my real name, sounds better and it´s already on my papers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Gidget Gigglebutt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Don, you do seem very gigglebutt-ish to me. A befitting moniker, I must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaVeAgReEnDaY Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 BUTTERCUP BANANA?!? i'm a flavor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 I'm Snotty Burgerhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arachnidoc Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 I still remember mine. Gidget Wafflechunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Flunky Gigglechunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Oprah Banannachunks I remember reading that book back in 4th grade. I thought it was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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