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Hi guys,

Sorry to be so exclusive by localising this post, but really, anyone with any information about this song I can't find from anywhere in the world will be welcome.

I'm looking for a tune that I heard a guy play for me on a tape, circa 1997 (the tape was significantly older than that at the time) and it was a pre-recorded cassette by someone I cannot recall with a 4 line chorus that i can only remember the first and last lines of:

"I'm proud to be an a**hole from newcastle...

...and Cold Chisel's still the biggest band in town..."

Basically, it was a big pi**take on the backward nature of Novacastrians, or Newcastle people as they are otherwise known.

Now, before anyone jumps in: THIS IS NOT "THE NEWCASTLE SONG" BY BOB HUDSON!!! Nor it is David Arvidson's more recent classic "Newcastle" from 2001.

If anyone know's the proper title and who sings it I would be very grateful. If you could supply a copy of it, even better.

Thanx heaps

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well, I don't know about the lyrics you're looking for, but during my search I turned up these lyrics that I'm still laughing about!

A$$hole from El Paso

Kinky Friedman

We don't have no lovin's in El Paso

We don't go to porno picture shows

We don't swap our wives with our neighbors

And we keep our kids away from Mexico.

And I'm proud to be an a$$hole from El Paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don't wipe our a$$es on Old Glory,

God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.

We keep our women virgins till they're married

So hosin' sheep is good enough for us.

And I'm proud to be an a$$hole from El Paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I'm proud to be an a$$hole from El Paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour

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