PSYCHOcatholic Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 This is classic HILARIOUS comedy right here! the Wisdom of Jack Handey...its so random, sometimes stupid its hilarious! I had to paste the link cause it has a few dirty words here and there. The Wisdom of Jack Handey Post your Fav.! "I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Ooh boy, I've always been a big fan of this guy! I could quote him all day! For the record, the second one is quoted incorrectly. You can tell by the way it's written, it's not Handey-esque at all. I saw the actual quote on SNL, it's this: "When somebody asks me to define love, I think for a minute, then twist his arm behind his back. Now who's asking questions?" In fact, there are a lot of innacurate Handey quotes on the internet. Anyways, here's my favorite Handey quote of all time: "Something that really bothers me is when I go to the all trouble of having Marta cook up about 100 drumsticks, only to hear the guy at Seaworld say dolphins only eat fish. Of course they only eat fish if that's all you feed them. Wise up, man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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