Kevin Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 A wife is quiet , respectful , yet a demon in bed but I think I am dreaming , or out of my head . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 gee kev..it just keeps getting better all the time... Hmmmm well, maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 (edited) Eternal love true , they pledged they'd never be parted but now rather than " I do ." , he wished he'd just farted. ( ok ! That was pretty bad ... on to Random Thoughts ...) Edited September 1, 2005 by Guest Crude , childish poetry ... no excuse !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Kevin, you should write them down and edit a book... I love the Shakespeare one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Those are hilarious Kevin! We should have a competition for the best one out of all the posts so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Heres some more, off the top of my head: The day that I met you, my life would never be the same, but that was 5 years ago, and I'd like to know your name. You're the most beautiful woman I ever did see, but when mom saw what I was watching, she unplugged the TV. I miss you so much, I can't believe I'll never again see ya but you'll always be a part of me, thanks to gonnorhea You're kinder than any woman has ever been to me but the reason I'll remember you is it burns when I pee We'll never leave each other,we'll stick through happiness and hurt and since we're together, can you iron my shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I applaud you, Batman! That's awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 hey thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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