miamisammy29 Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Crabs are painfully obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 That's why you should never throw tooth picks in toilet bowls. Crabs can pole vault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Brad! I have never met anyone who has had this affliction, but from what I have heard, it is not very pleasent! They actually are crabs! I thought it was just a slang term, not little dudes with pincers and all! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Brad, find her a picture of the dreaded pthyrus pubis, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 ewwwwwww...no dont show us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 awww, come on! I found a really good one too. It's a close up of one hanging by a hair. Sorta looks like the guy in the circus when he's hanging onto the rope with one hand and...oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Would you people please show a little respect for the dead, please ? This is becoming borderline necrophilia, now ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 I know, I know! Has anyone seen my Ethyl? I seem to have misplaced her. Musical Interlude: One thing I miss is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms One thing no lie Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie She's cool in bed she's gotta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come on cold Ethyl freeze me baby that's cool that's nice One thing it's true cold Ethyl I am stuck on you And everything is my way ethyl don't have much to say Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come here cold Ethyl what makes you so cold, ooh so cold Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl If I live 'til ninety seven you'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven 'cuz you're cool you're ice cold Ethyl you're my paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'll post the picture!!! Be suspicious of dates sans hair.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Oh my hat! Do I count 6 pincers??!! :: That is one nasty looking little critter! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Be suspicious of dates sans hair.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Ok. Here's the circus performer. Phthirus pubis, the pubic or crab louse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Finally ! A little peace and quiet... Goodbye , old thread ... you were just misunderstood ; abused ... and ... ahead of your time ..... ( sniff ) ... Rest in peace, now .... 'Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Musical Interlude: :guitar: I died So many years ago But you can make me feel Like it isn't so And why you come to be with me I think I finally know mmm-mmm You're scared Ashamed of what you feel And you can't tell the ones you love You know they couldn't deal Whisper in a dead man's ear It doesn't make it real That's great But I don't wanna play 'Cause being with you touches me More than I can say And since I?m only dead to you I?m saying stay away and Let me rest in peace Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it In a hole 6-foot deep I can lay my body down But I can't find my, sweet release So let me rest in peace You know, You got a willing slave And You just love to play the thought That you might misbehave But Till you do, I'm telling you Stop visiting my grave Let me rest in peace I know I should go But I follow you like a man possessed There's a traitor here beneath my breast And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed If my heart could beat, it would break my chest but I can see you're unimpressed So leave me be and Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it Im a hole 6-foot deep I can lay my body down But I can't find my sweet release Let me rest in peace Why won't you Let me rest in peace? "Rest In Peace" - Spike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Now that was nice , Brad . The thread ... (sniff) ... it woudda liked you , man ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Hey look!........It's baaaaaack!....aaaack....sorry I'm bored, and it's raining, and theres no one here, and there's no one on songfacts....soooo I guess I'll just sing a little song to myself dooo dooo do ooooo dah do do doooooo dah do dahhhh ooooo ooooo doooo dah dooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Laurie, you didn't! How could you?! :beady: You have revised a thread that was better off where it was...In the cold, cold ground. Oh, well... da da da da dum dum dum da da da da da dum dum dum da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 sorry Brad..I was bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted October 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 YOU VOODOO CHILD ! Now it's a zombie ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 ahhh yes, but you were the creator of this evil thread in the first place kevin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_s_1987 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN [big]DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN![/big] [bigger]DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!![/bigger] Couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 the "Jaws" theme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_s_1987 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Nay. If you saw where I originally posted this you would have more of an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 I saw that, I just don't have any idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 "A Pillow Of Winds" - Pink Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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