40 Most Awesomely Bad Dirrty Songs

[Foxy]

what about that old i think Shaggy song....I wanna Have Sex on the Beach.

That was by T-Spoon or Vengaboys!

[Batman]

There was an old blues song by Robert Johnson, I think, where he says he talks about squeezing lemons till the juice runs down his leg. Led Zeppelin also used a line like that in "The Lemon Song."

Back when I listened to Blink-182 (7th grade) there was a song on one of their CD's (a hidden song) that was called the "Pirate Song." It was sung by what sounded like a lot of pirates, and they sang about their desire to sodomize a canine.

[johnnyguitar]

Well, Frank Zappa was renowned for them. This one's even called 'Dirty Love' enjoy.....

Give me

Your dirty love

Like you might surrender

To some dragon in your dreams

Give me

Your dirty love

Like a pink donation

To the dragon in your dreams

I don?t need your sweet devotion

I don?t want your cheap emotion

Just whip me up some dragon lotion

For your dirty love

Give me

Your dirty love

Like some tacky little pamphlet

In your daddy?s bottom drawer

Give me

Your dirty love

I don?t believe you have ever seen

That book before

I don?t need no consolation

I don?t want your reservation

I only got one destination

An? that?s your dirty love

Give me

Your dirty love

Just like your mama

Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me

Your dirty love

The way your mama

Make that nasty poodle chew

I?ll ignore your cheap aroma

And your little-bo-peep diploma

I?ll just put you in a coma

With some dirty love

The poodle bites!

(come on, frenchie)

The poodle chews it!

(snap it!)

The poodle bites!

(come on, frenchie)

The poodle chews it!

(snap it!)

Beautiful