Foxy Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 I was watching one of the music channels tonight and came across a program "40 Most Awesomely Bad Dirrty Songs", the kind of songs that are made with the idea of making you wanna get 'down and dirty', but actually turn you off in the process! 40) Sugar Walls - Sheena Easton 39) Oops (Oh My) - Tweet 38) Lick It Up - Kiss 37) Knockin' Da Boots - H-Town 36) Downtown - SWV 35) My Love Is Like...Wo - Mya 34) Sex Bomb - Tom Jones 33) C'mon N' Ride It (The Train) - Quad City DJ's 32) Freek'n You - Jodeci 31) Tease Me, Please Me - Scorpions 30) Whoomp! (There It Is) [House Mix] - Tag Team 29) Bump, Bump, Bump - B2K 28) I Want Action - Poison 27) Dip It Low - Christina Milian 26) Cradle of Love - Billy Idol 25) Come Baby Come [Radio Edit] - K7 24) Let's Ride - Montell Jordan 23) Figured You Out - Nickelback 22) I Touch Myself - The Divinyls 21) Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart 20) She Blew My Mind (69 Times) - Rick James 19) Splash Waterfalls - Ludacris 18) The Stroke - Billy Squier 17) Tonight - Da Band 16) F*cK Me for Free - Akinyele 15) Let's Put the X in Sex - Kiss 14) Peaches & Cream - 112 13) Pretty Mess - Vanity 12) She Bangs - Ricky Martin 11) My Neck, My Back (Lick It) - Khia 10) Honey Love - R. Kelly 9) Touch Me (I Want Your Body) - Samantha Fox 8) Pony - Ginuwine 7) Naughty Naughty - John Parr 6) Do Me! - Bell Biv Devoe 5) How Many Licks? - Lil' Kim 4) Can I Touch You...There? [Album Version] - Michael Bolton 3) Get Naked - Methods of Mayhem 2) I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd 1) Physical - Olivia Newton-John So, with this list in mind (which actually a few of them do it for me in a goooood way), what other ones just don't do the job for you, it could be the lyrics, or just the beat, or maybe the video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy1104 Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 I would have thought Baby Got Back would be on this list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 From a historical viewpoint - Here's a list of 1950's dirty songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Everybody here should be ashamed of not getting me this list of smutty songs sooner. Here's Cracked Actor by Bowie: Cracked Actor Written by - David Bowie I've come on a few years from my Hollywood highs The best of the last, the cleanest star they ever had I'm stiff on my legend, the films that I made Forget that I'm fifty cause you just got paid Chorus: Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel Suck, baby, suck, give me your head Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead You caught yourself a trick down on Sunset and Vine But since he pinned you baby you're a porcupine You sold me illusions for a sack full of checks You've made a bad connection 'cause I just want your sex Chorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryansgirl319 Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 If Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up" isn't on the list, it should be. That song just makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted April 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 If Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up" isn't on the list, it should be. That song just makes me laugh. 2) I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 how about "doctor dick" (i think that's what it was called), i don't think i'd be allowed to post the lyrics, but the chorus went something like this (i won't blame you if you delete this post) "Come on, please help me doctor Dick I need your love, I feel so sick I need a kick and you're so big Oh doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper Help me doctor Dick My fever's rising, please come quick I know you know a little trick Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper" and the other one not included in this list is "sweat a la long" which i love when i was little without realising how dirty it is. the chorus was "Girl I want to make you sweat Sweat till you can't sweat no more And if you cry out I'm gonna push it some, more, more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 I hate hate hate that 'My Neck, My Back' by Khia. That song really, really turns me off. I never knew 'The Stoke' by Billy Squire was about what it's about And that video clip of KISS doing 'Lick It Up' was bloody awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 That song "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men. I don't know...it sounds too perfect, too unemotional. I prefer more emotive singing, even if it's not perfect. I think Billy Idol's Cradle of Love is a good song, as well as his cover of "To Be A Lover". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 I like that song too Jenny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted April 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 "I'm Your Gun" ~ Alice Cooper, it's a great song, but it doesn't turn me on! I?m dressed in black I?m a heart attack And my draw is lightning quick If you?re looking for a man with Magic hands I can really do the trick And if you see me on the street And you?re burnin? from the heat There?s a fire down below You be the target on the bed I?ll be shootin? hot lead Let me take control You?re a scared little girl in this Big, bad town So easy to sink, so easy to drown Pull my trigger, I get bigger Then I?m lots of fun I?m your gun I?m your gun, gun, gun Bite my bullet Push and pull it Tell me I?m the one I?m your gun I?m your gun, gun, gun Hold on steady, always ready, Yeah Well, I?m as hard as they come I?m a hit and run I?m a pistol packin? boy Better walk real slow I?m on the edge, y?know And I?m easily annoyed If something?s giving you trouble I?ll be there on the double Just call me on the line I?ve got a muscle I can flex It?ll fog your little specs Till you think you?re going blind I know these streets like the scars On my back And I stay as loaded as this gun On my back Pull my trigger, I get bigger Then I?m lots of fun I?m your gun I?m your gun, gun, gun Bite my bullet Push and pull it Tell me I?m the one I?m your gun I?m your gun, gun, gun Squeeze it tighter Aim and fire, yeah Hold on steady, always ready, Yeah, yeah, yeah Pull my trigger, I get bigger Then I?m lots of fun I?m your gun I?m your gun, gun, gun Rub my barrel Straight and narrow Dress up like a nun I?m your gun I?m your gun, gun, gun Load my clip and lick your lips This is gettin? fun I?m your gun I?m your gun, gun, gun Hold on steady Always ready, yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 i'm surprised that my earlier post is still there, i thought it would get deleted in minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 It probably was acceptable because it's so subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Here's "La La" by Ashlee Simpson. It's dirty, and it's a terrible song. It's really funny though, coming from Ashlee Simpson. You can dress me up diamonds You can dress me up in dirt You can throw me like a line-man I like it better when it hurts Oh, I have waited here for you I have waited You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor I'll be a french maid When I meet you at the door I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more You make me wanna You make me wanna scream You can meet me on an aero-plane Or in the back of the bus You can throw me like a boomerang I'll come back and beat you up Oh, I have waited here for you Dont, keep me waiting You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor I'll be a french maid When I meet you at the door I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more You make me wanna You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor I'll be a french maid When I meet you at the door I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more You make me wanna You make me wanna scream I feel safe with you I can be myself tonight It's alright, with you Cuz you hold, my secrets tight You do, You do You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la You make me wana la la, la la la la You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor I'll be a french maid When I meet you at the door I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more You make me wanna You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor I'll be a french maid When I meet you at the door I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more You make me wanna You make me wanna scream You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la You make me wana la la, la la la la You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la You make me wana la la, la la la la You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la You make me wana la la, la la la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Anyone here remember Moms Mabley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Anyone remember this little ditty by Romeo Void called "Never Say Never?" If time itself was his demeanor There?d be no sunlight or a glimmer Of sunlight landin on the street Sunsuit girls must be discreet Sunsuit girls must be discreet Nursing their fathers locked inside They masqueraded as his bride I might like you better If we slept together But there?s somethin In your eyes that says Maybe that?s never Never say never The slump by the courthouse With windburn skin That man could give a f*** About the grin on your face As you walk by, randy as a goat He's sleepin on papers When he'd be warm in your coat I might like you better If we slept together But there?s somethin In your eyes that says Maybe that?s never Never say never There?s no easy way to lose your sight On the street, on the stairs Who's on your flight Old couple walks by, as ugly as sin But he?s got her and she?s got him Never say never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more She seriously sings that??? That's filthy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 She seriously sings that??? That's filthy!!! Sings....more like screeches like she's being jabbed with a pin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 AC stations still play "Makin' Me High" by Toni Braxton, and it is filthy: I?ll always think of you Inside of my private thoughts I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I can?t help but touch myself That?s why I want you so bad Sometimes I wonder if anyone actually thinks about the lyrics to these songs, or if most people let them float on by into the ether of Soft Rock background music. Is The Stroke really about what you're saying? Someone get Billy Squier on the line so we can ask him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 what about that old i think Shaggy song....I wanna Have Sex on the Beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Back when John & Yoko were in the news, a university pub's jukebox had this song listed: "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box" by Yoko Ono. When the song was selected, I think "Bottle of Wine" performed by the Fireballs played instead. I did think that this was the raunchiest title I'd heard of as the 1960's gave way to the 1970's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 She seriously sings that??? That's filthy!!! I was also surprised! It is filthy enough with the wanting more milk, but did she have to say she drinks it up? Another memorable line is "You can throw me like a linebacker, I like it better when it hurts" it's something like that, I'm not sure if its the lyrics exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 I heard Squeeze Box by The Who today...I guess that's ultra mild compared to some of this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 what about that old i think Shaggy song....I wanna Have Sex on the Beach. You mean he wasn't just ordering a cocktail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 I always thought "Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton was filthy. She was so sweet before Prince got to her. Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls. Come spend the night inside my sugar walls. Heaven on earth inside my sugar walls. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Sheena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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