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It would be a sitcom about me (Batman) in a rest home. I am done with my super hero days, but still wear my costume. I also have a loveable yet annoying friend named Pete the Pirate. Everyone cheers when he walks in, and they really cheer and scream when he says his catchphrase, "Yargh" which he says whenever he is in a kooky situation. I also have a love interest named Julia, who just so happens to be half my age. And whenever she erotically walks into the set, the crowd whistles and says "woooooooh!" And then there is a character who gives out pills. Everyone cheers when he says his catchphrase "Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo wants some piiiiiiiiiiiiillllls?" In the pilot episode, Pete the Pirate has another one of his kooky 'get rich quick' schemes. He decides to sell the ever-so-convenient toothpaste in a spray-can. Me and Julia have to teach our illegitimate love child an important lesson when all the kids at school pick on her for being the only bearded little girl in school. We teach her that it is what is on the inside that counts. We close with a cutesy line said by the child such as "the inside is what counts? But my insides are filled with guts and intestines!" Then we will play the recurring saxaphone-rock n roll good time party song we play all the time. But the theme song will be this.

(slow)

Making your way as an old man

Counting from 7 to 0

It's a hard thing to do

when you used to be a super herooooooooooo

(Fast good time rock n roll happy party)

Batman's just trying to get along

He's got a good friend Pirate Pete

Him and Julia together at last

Don't you think thats pretty neat?

Batman! Batman! Batman!

Old man! Old man! Old man!

We're gonna make it to the stars!

Oh yes we're going straight to those shiny stars!

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I always thought it should be "Born Late, '58" by Mott The Hoople...if for no other reason than I was. Modern Times Rock and Roll by Queen has the line "58 that was great, but it's over now and that's all. something harders gonna grab ya, gonna really knock a hole in the wall. Gonna hit youfrom behind and make you feel 10 feet tall"

I'd be happy with either. :happybanana:

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Johnny Mahoe of course:

Listen to the story of Johnny Mahoe

Pride of the hometown, number one school boy

Never got in trouble, always kept his nose clean

So when the news hit the town, nobody could believe

what happened to Johnny Mahoe

You see Johnny started hanging with the neighborhood thugs

Boys wearing colors, the ones dealing drugs

Initiaiton's over, Johnny's part of the gang

Fighting for his colors, playing with his bang bang

Johnny Mahoe

CHORUS:

Why hang around with the wrong crowd

Why let them poison your mind

It's okay, it's okay, turn and walk the other way

You don't want to end up like Johnny Johnny

Johnny Mahoe

One day there was a clash between the blue and the red

When the fighting was over, Johnny lay dead

A single rose stands alone upon Jonny's grave

Think nothing would have happened

If Johnny Mahoe just turned and

walked the other way

Just walked the other way

SOLO

CHORUS

Even though this song doesnt have anything to do with my life. Maybe Daniel by ELton John fits me better.

Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane

I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain

Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye

God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been

Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen

Oh and he should know, he's been there enough

Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much

Daniel my brother you are older than me

Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal

Your eyes have died, but you see more than I

Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky

Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane

I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain

Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye

God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

Or Danny Boy

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

>From glen to glen, and down the mountain side

The summer's gone, and all the roses falling

'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

But come you back when summer's in the meadow

Or all the valley's hushed and white with snow

'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow

Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

But when you come, when all the flowers are dying

If I am dead, as dead I well may be

Then if you bend and tell me that you love me

I?ll sleep in peace until you come to me

But come ye back when summer's in the meadow

Or all the valley's hushed and white with snow

'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow

Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

Any of those :afro:

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Right now???? "Mother´s Little Helper"... :stars: Any other moment, "In my life", Beatles. Actually, John wrote it for me but I had an exam, I couldn´t sing that day and so he recorded it with the boys... you didn´t know that? :shades: strange... the original title was "In Edna´s life"... I´m sure Bazooka knew it... :laughing: :laughing:

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I'll think of a million more, but I'm quite fond of "I'm Every Woman". Queen Chaka, of course, not Crack Whore Whitney's version.

CHORUS:

I'm every woman, it's all in me

Anything you want done, baby

I'll do it naturally

I'm every woman, it's all in me

I can read your thoughts right now

Every one from A to Z

I can cast a spell

With secrets you can't tell

Mix a special brew

Put fire inside of you

But anytime you feel

Danger or fear

Instantly I will appear, 'cause

CHORUS

I can sense your needs

Like rain on to the seeds

I can make a rhyme

Of confusion in your mind

And when it comes down

To some good old fashioned love

That's what I've got plenty of, 'cause

CHORUS

I ain't braggin' 'cause I'm the one

You just ask me ooh and it shall be done

And don't bother to compare

'Cause I've got it

I've got it, I've got it, yeah

:bow: :rockon: :bow: :rockon: :bow:

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Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

There's a lady whose sure

All that glitters is gold

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

When she gets there she knows

If the stores are all closed

With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall

But she want's to be sure

'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings

In a tree by the brook

There's a songbird who sings

Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

It makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get

When I look to the west

and my spirit is crying for leaving

In my thoughts I have seen

Rings of smoke through the trees

And the voices of those who stand looking

And it makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon

If we all call the tune

Then the piper will lead us to reason

And a new day will dawn

For those who stand long

And the forest will echo with laughter

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow

Don't be alarmed now

It's just a spring clean for the May queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by

But in the long run

There's still time to change the road you're on

And it makes me wonder

Your head is humming and it won't go

In case you don't know

The piper's calling you to join him

Dear lady can you hear the wind blow

And did you know

Your stairway lies on the whisperin' wind

And as we wind on down the road

Our shadows taller than our souls

There walks a lady we all know

Who shines white light and wants to show

How everything still turns to gold

And if you listen very hard

The tune will come to you at last

When all are one and one is all

To be a rock and not to roll

And she's buying a stairway to heaven...

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